So I told myself, people will really think I am as important as I am in my memes if I get a bulletproof kimono.
There is no stopping bulletproof kimono wearing, blues playin', Anderson Silva teaching, cheeseburger eating, lawman Sensei Seagal. Except JCVD.
The guy has the means to buy whatever he wants. If he wants bullet-proof kimonos, let him have bullet-proof kimonos.
Jackhole thinks he's important enough to get shot at. Sorry those guys were paid professionals using blanks.