Media Stephen A. Is like "I can't do any worse than Cerrone!"

Lolol

*Edit* The title isn't an actual quote. It's just a caption I made up to describe the video. I see a lot of people extra upset.

 

Someone needs to KO this bum stiff.

 

Doesnt look it would be a hard task.

 

Least he would have thrown a punch that night instead of shit the bed badass cowboy !

 

A-Level MMA analyst Stephen A. would destroy you, cuz

 

Stephen would have literally gotten KO'd in the first two seconds.

 

Damn -- watch out for that quad to forehead combination from Stephen A...

 

lol is that a thigh strike?

C'mon guys at least he's trying. I get the sense the sport is growing on him.

 

I dunno if I would go that far. Smith vs. Punk would be a coin flip IMO.

 

This could have been after hours of hard workouts and sparring. I blame the guy holding the pads.

 

People be shitting on Punk, but they're comparing him to true UFC-caliber fighters. Punk would be like Will Ferrell's character in Elf: bad compared to the elves, superhuman compared to humans. Punk prison brutalizes any barely trained person like Smith. Dude would have night terrors for the rest of his life and the announcers would yell to stop the goddamn fight. Women in the crowd would be crying and men would be vomiting.

 

50 year old man who doesn't know how to throw a fucking punch...and then posts it on internet. What time are we living in.

 

I could seriously do better than Aldo or Cerrone

 

No

 

I think he would judging by that video. He's slower than Conor's sexual assaults case.

 

Why in the hell is his pad-man having him lead with a downward cross to the knee area?