STD that makes your junk vanish

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  1. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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  2. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Well, that HIV will make your dick hang sideways.
     
  3. smooth assassin Brown Belt

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    Nothing a little rubbing alcohol can’t fix
     
  4. Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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  5. Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    That ain't cool any day of the week.

    I feel like you should be able to use some alcohol wipes or wash your hands after sexmaking and be ok. But I'm still a bit of a dreamer, I suppose.


    As long as you agree not to ask where I got the pic from

    Warning: graphic
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  6. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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  7. MaxMMA Brown Belt

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    It says it causes irreversible genital swelling. Half of sherdog is going to attempt to contract this disease.
     
  8. Condom company scare tactics. It wont fool me.
     
  9. Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    This has the saran wrap people's name all over it, imo.
     
  10. jefferz Steel Belt

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  11. Phr3121 Banned Banned

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    Flesh eating bacteria is everywhere. 99% of the time it is not a problem for healthy people since the body can fight it off. The bacteria enters the body through a break in the skin. Once in your system, the immune system kicks in and kills it. If not, the condition spreads quickly. Large sections of skin has to be removed (dead tissue) and strong antibiotics will be used.

    "Necrotizing fasciitis is an infection that starts in the tissues just below the skin and spreads along the flat layers of tissue (fascia) that separate different layers of soft tissue, such as muscle and fat."
     
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    Over population, food shortages, environmental threats, global economic failure imminent, Super viruses, Threat of nuclear war, 6th extinction underway, democracy failing, and now this.

    <Dylan><2>
     
  13. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    Your glass sounds half empty.
    It’s just flesh eating bacteria that will consume your genitals.
     
  14. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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  15. Tone C Silver Belt

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    Question is where did it come from ? Who contracted it and where...?
     
  16. bowened face kick

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    I just googled pics. WTF was I thinking?

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  17. MMA since 1993 ____________ Banned

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    what a time to be alive...

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    i'm not googling that shit, hell naw
     
  18. Organic Damage Vantablack belt

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    Brings a whole new meaning to the term raw dog...
     
  19. Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    British junk.

    The new British teeth! [​IMG]
     
  20. ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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    Rub some tussin on it.
     

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