STD that makes your junk vanish

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  1. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Let me bang mang
  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Well, that HIV will make your dick hang sideways.
     
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  3. smooth assassin

    smooth assassin Brown Belt

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    Nothing a little rubbing alcohol can’t fix
     
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  4. Scott Parker 27

    Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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  5. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    That ain't cool any day of the week.

    I feel like you should be able to use some alcohol wipes or wash your hands after sexmaking and be ok. But I'm still a bit of a dreamer, I suppose.


    As long as you agree not to ask where I got the pic from

    Warning: graphic
    (Mods, don't ban me)










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  6. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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  7. MaxMMA

    MaxMMA Purple Belt

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    It says it causes irreversible genital swelling. Half of sherdog is going to attempt to contract this disease.
     
  8. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    Condom company scare tactics. It wont fool me.
     
  9. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    This has the saran wrap people's name all over it, imo.
     
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  10. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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  11. Phr3121

    Phr3121 Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Flesh eating bacteria is everywhere. 99% of the time it is not a problem for healthy people since the body can fight it off. The bacteria enters the body through a break in the skin. Once in your system, the immune system kicks in and kills it. If not, the condition spreads quickly. Large sections of skin has to be removed (dead tissue) and strong antibiotics will be used.

    "Necrotizing fasciitis is an infection that starts in the tissues just below the skin and spreads along the flat layers of tissue (fascia) that separate different layers of soft tissue, such as muscle and fat."
     
  12. Clippys Mom

    Clippys Mom Brown Belt Banned

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    Over population, food shortages, environmental threats, global economic failure imminent, Super viruses, Threat of nuclear war, 6th extinction underway, democracy failing, and now this.

    <Dylan><2>
     
  13. OG with Lawn dust

    OG with Lawn dust Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Your glass sounds half empty.
    It’s just flesh eating bacteria that will consume your genitals.
     
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    Clippys Mom Brown Belt Banned

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  15. Tone C

    Tone C Silver Belt

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    Question is where did it come from ? Who contracted it and where...?
     
  16. bowened

    bowened face kick

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    I just googled pics. WTF was I thinking?

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  17. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    what a time to be alive...

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    i'm not googling that shit, hell naw
     
  18. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Brings a whole new meaning to the term raw dog...
     
  19. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    British junk.

    The new British teeth! [​IMG]
     
  20. ObsoleteSoul

    ObsoleteSoul Don't pray. Act.

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    Rub some tussin on it.
     
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