State things you did as a kid that you truly regret doing

[Rdude92]

I've done something terrible and stupid when I was 11 years old, I wish I didn't do it but here it is:
I threw stones at cars passing by along a highway. I remembered throwing and hiding behind a wall each time. I ran away once I heard the sound of glass shattering. Hope there were no injuries or nobody died that day. I always remembered this particular sin of mine everytime I think about my childhood.

What are your regrets as a kid?

 

[Pugilistic]

I was a "good" kid. Maybe a bit too good. I almost never acted out or did anything disorderly, which was to my detriment. So even if another kid messed with me, I was too afraid to fight back and instead relied on the authorities to deal with it, which they didn't always do. If I regret anything, it's not filling the classroom with uppercuts when I got picked on.

 

[Arqueto]

I was sitting on the back of the bus one time when I was about 13-14 and my buddy dared me to put a condom over some girls head.

I tried to stretch it over the poor girls head as she was just about to get off the bus, didn't manage to complete the task but she ran off with the condom stuck in her hair.

Pretty sure I'm going to hell for this. I deserve it, poor girl.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

One time when I was a kid I moved into a new neighborhood and befriended another kid my age. This other boy tried teaching me The game of baseball and introduced me to the other boys on the team. They played all summer long.

Well one time I stole a baseball from my stepdad, unbeknownst to me it was signed by many legends of the game. The ball was carelessly destroyed when it was hit over a fence where this giant dog chewed it up to smitherenes.

Boy was my step dad angry. I regret that to this day.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I was a prick.

 

[BAM]

One time when I was a kid I moved into a new neighborhood and befriended another kid my age. This other boy tried teaching me The game of baseball and introduced me to the other boys on the team. They played all summer long.

Well one time I stole a baseball from my stepdad, unbeknownst to me it was signed by many legends of the game. The ball was carelessly destroyed when it was hit over a fence and this giant dog chewed it up to smitherenes.

Boy was my step dad angry. I regret that to this day.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I don’t get the reference

 

[IndyCovaHart]

This one time I was having a sleepover with my friends and my friend got up in the middle of the night to pee but he left the toilet seat up. I should have put it back down after I finished him off but I did not.

 

[Anialater]

When we were kids, me and my brother used to beat the shit out of this retard that lived down the street from us. Mongoloid Mike I believe is what we called him.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

One time when I was a kid I moved into a new neighborhood and befriended another kid my age. This other boy tried teaching me The game of baseball and introduced me to the other boys on the team. They played all summer long.

Well one time I stole a baseball from my stepdad, unbeknownst to me it was signed by many legends of the game. The ball was carelessly destroyed when it was hit over a fence where this giant dog chewed it up to smitherenes.

Boy was my step dad angry. I regret that to this day.

Killin me, Smalls.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Killin me, Smalls.

I’m sorry but once again I don’t get the reference.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I’m sorry but once again I don’t get the reference.

You play baseball like a girl.

 

[IloveTHIS]

dont remember exactly what age I was, but one day my dads friend came over and brought his similarly aged to me son. We werent friends but were playing around anyways while the dads hung out.

Our geniuses combined decided it was a great idea to have a rock fight. I won, in devastating fashion.

Within minutes I had headshot the boy, right in the middle of the forehead with a HEAVY rock(sigh.....so fucking stupid)

Blood absolute gushing from his head like some horror movie shit. He immediately started balling his eyes out. He was so distraught he sat down in a muddy stream in my backyard to get a handful of mudwater to try and get the blood off his face, but the bleeding was flowing like a mighty river.

His dad rushed him off to get stitches. I never saw the boy or his father ever again. its weird to think that I dont even remember the kids name, and have no idea where he is in the world these days, but I can guarantee he has a prominent scar, right in the middle of his forehead, that makes him think of me every time he looks in the mirror.

 

[Plutoburn]

Picked on a mentally challenged kid once when I was 9.

If time machine exist, I'd go back and choke myself out.

 

[Yuval Levy]

Reading/writing hebrew from left to right.

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

One time at band camp I stuck a flute in my dickhole.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

I've done something terrible and stupid when I was 11 years old, I wish I didn't do it but here it is:
I threw stones at cars passing by along a highway. I remembered throwing and hiding behind a wall each time. I ran away once I heard the sound of glass shattering. Hope there were no injuries or nobody died that day. I always remembered this particular sin of mine everytime I think about my childhood.

What are your regrets as a kid?

Nice try, FBI.

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

[genecop]

Can’t repeat publicly....stupid shit...

 

[5crew]

This one time I was having a sleepover with my friends and my friend got up in the middle of the night to pee but he left the toilet seat up. I should have put it back down after I finished him off but I did not.

You f-ing monster! There is a special place in hell for people like you.
But I like your word choice. About you finishing him off.