Started putting butter in my coffee

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    One day I was out of milk and creamer. I was craving butter so I put some in my coffee as a cream substitute. It tasted very buttery and it was good. Since then, I fill my mug 2/3rds with butter and saturate it with coffee. It's like a root beer float.

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    I did that once because I was curious for some reason and my observation was that it just tastes like coffee drank with a very greasy breakfast.

    Maybe if I added like half a stick of butter it would add more flavor but I'm not gonna do that
     
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    People that put anything in coffee other than espresso shots sicken me
     
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    Im able to take a full stick no problem
     
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    I used to put ice cream in my coffee because I saw an asian babe do it, so I was like it might be good and started drinking coffee with ice cream.
     
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    Get a hand-held milk frother and blend the butter into your coffee with some MCT oil. The caffeine will bind to the oil and butter so you'll get steady energy through the day.
     
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    I just want the butter. Mct oil sounds like an indie rapper and I don't want that in my coff.
     
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    A character in that (great & incredibly underrated) show called Quarry did that in two scenes. It used to be on Cinemax, On Demand. A few years ago it wasn't there anymore. Now, it might be. I hope it is, it's a terrific crime drama if you ever get a chance to see it.

     
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    If I ever feel like getting fat I might try it.
     
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    Sometimes I do this along with turmeric and a tiny bit of cinnamon. If I'm feeling really wild, I'll add cacao powder and honey.
     

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