Movies Star Wars would've better off if Chewbacca never existed

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Don't get me wrong, I love Chewbacca. So do you, so does everyone, but his existence is a net negative on Star Wars as a franchise.

Without Chewbacca, George Lucas never would've looked at his creation and said "well, everyone likes cute/funny aliens, I guess I'll just create an endless cavalcade of these fuckers". That means Ewoks. That means Jarjar. It's telling that the best Star Wars project since the original trilogy is Andor, and aliens barely even feature into it.

Chewbacca sewed the seeds of the demise of Star Wars as a franchise from moment one
 
Without Chewbacca, George Lucas never would've looked at his creation and said "well, everyone likes cute/funny aliens, I guess I'll just create an endless cavalcade of these fuckers". That means Ewoks. That means Jarjar.
That speaks more to George Lucas' incompetence rather than the Chewbacca the character

I've seen a few behind the scenes documentary and original plans for the star wars movies, and it seems like George Lucas often get caught up in his own thoughts and plans and developed tunnel vision. An example would be the original plan for revenge of the sith. It was to be much broader in scale but the test audience wanted Anakin's turn to be darker, so instead of just working on that part George Lucas essentially reworked the movie and cut out many good parts

 
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If it wasn't for R2D2, Chewbacca steals the show in A New Hope
 
Don't get me wrong, I love Chewbacca. So do you, so does everyone, but his existence is a net negative on Star Wars as a franchise.

Without Chewbacca, George Lucas never would've looked at his creation and said "well, everyone likes cute/funny aliens, I guess I'll just create an endless cavalcade of these fuckers". That means Ewoks. That means Jarjar. It's telling that the best Star Wars project since the original trilogy is Andor, and aliens barely even feature into it.

Chewbacca sewed the seeds of the demise of Star Wars as a franchise from moment one
Try methylene blue for those brain worms…deep serious…
 
Don't get me wrong, I love Chewbacca. So do you, so does everyone, but his existence is a net negative on Star Wars as a franchise.

Without Chewbacca, George Lucas never would've looked at his creation and said "well, everyone likes cute/funny aliens, I guess I'll just create an endless cavalcade of these fuckers". That means Ewoks. That means Jarjar. It's telling that the best Star Wars project since the original trilogy is Andor, and aliens barely even feature into it.

Chewbacca sewed the seeds of the demise of Star Wars as a franchise from moment one
Pretty ignorant take. I recall reading an interview with one of those legendary 70's directors, maybe it was Bogdanovich, who said one of the principal reasons Lucas set about to create Star Wars was on a dare/challenge from Coppola at a party that he couldn't possibly create a blockbuster sci-fi franchise aimed at children.

It was always a story that was chiefly aimed at young boys. Lucas himself has made that clear, repeatedly, across a hundred interviews. It's about growing up, figuring out the difference between right and wrong, having the courage to stand by your friends, and not letting the horrors of the world as you discover them to warp the intrinsic core of goodness that lies inside of you.

Why do you think C-3PO and R2-D2 are the way they are? The whole thing is cute. The whole thing was made for kids.
 
What if Chewbaca was replaced by Whoopie Goldberg? Imagine what will happen to Han Solo.
 
EWOKS WERE THE SHIT. I WOULD TRY SO HARD TO EMULATE MY TREEFORTS IN THE LIKENESS OF THEIR TREEHOUSE VILLAGES AS A KID.
 
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