Stalking, drunk stranger won't leave me alone

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  1. spacetime Banned Banned

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    A completely insane, drunk, EXTREMELY aggressive woman with a gang is stalking and aggressing me. She asked if I have car, then yelled like a mad person when I didn't reply. I told her to back off but she later spotted me again and ran towards me. I took a turn to avoid them and got away this time. I am trying to avoid them for their own safety and legal considerations. I believe they are trying to rob me.

    What should I do were this to happen again? I've seen her before so odds are she lives here. Drunk off her ass, completely impossible to reason with. It's not so much her (though she's incredibly annoying) but her gang... I think all of them are fishy.

    Should I try and intimidate them before they even get close? How would you have handled it?
     
  2. Jake the Muss Black Belt

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    Just go home. Ask her if she is coming. I bet she would be down.
     
  3. nostradumbass Steel Belt

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    Bang the guys to establish your dominance.
     
  4. Ballsaque Brown Belt

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    Fill her face with uppercuts. Then the room if there's one.
     
  5. spacetime Banned Banned

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    She's not alone. I can put two and two together.
     
  6. spacetime Banned Banned

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    You guys think my dog can sense if I yell and get upset and attack them instead of saying hello?

    I have an Alaskan Malamute and she's very sensitive to everything and protective of me.. But she does like strangers in normal circumstances so I don't know if I can trust her.
     
  7. Jake the Muss Black Belt

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    If your life feels threatened or you don't trust the environment, just leave. If you want this woman, ask her to leave with you.

    <{vega}>
     
  8. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    Did you try offering them all blow jobs?

    That seems like the go to move for Sherbros to escape trouble.
     
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  9. Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    That a roll of the dice. Most dogs ain't 'bout that action.
    Do you own a firearm, by chance? (That's not the actual advice, just a question)
     
  10. JinKazama Silver Belt

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    Call the cops

    obviously
     
  11. spacetime Banned Banned

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    Unfortunately not. I feel like a pussy but they don't get that I will seriously hurt them if they get close and try anything. I would rather have my dog do it.
     
  12. SalvadorAllende Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    2 options:

    1) Call the cops and let them deal with it.
    2) Inside soft legkick to distract followed by an overhand right
     
  13. spacetime Banned Banned

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    I was thinking about it but it's hard to give any specifics. They are just roaming the place and I can't prove what I feel is going on... But I believe the "do you have a car" request is a trap..
     
  14. Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    Nah. You don't want your dog possibly catching them hands.
    Just call the cops (depending on your ethnicity). Why aren't you in your place - or are you?
     
  15. spacetime Banned Banned

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    Why not?

    I'm home and safe right now.
     
  16. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Just say “No, I don’t have a car.” Then get in your car and drive off.
     
  17. Merlotte's Silver Belt

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    Yes but wait til she passes out before initiating sex. Women love that.
     
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    I was outside a bar once and a street urchin walked up and asked for a cigarette. While maintaining eye contact I took a slow drag and said "Sorry I don't smoke".

    I felt pretty cool for a while after that.
     
  19. spacetime Banned Banned

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    I was out walking my dog. Then she sees the dog and the agenda changes to a dog obsession. you know aggressive drunks... Trust me, she's completely mental and the guys with her are not church goers. I would kick her in the cunt if she tries taking the dog.
     
  20. Brandon Wilson Amateur Fighter

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    What shit hole do you live in TS that this is a real problem?
     

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