St.Wilhelm Tee's

[Dunwich]

I think Standard was on to something with is tee slogan. Anyone else have any slogans or designs for a St.Wilhelm tee?

Here's mine.



For some reason I find this one funny.

 

[Bamaispriceless]

Lol.

 

[Klotz]

Something along the lines of "Rest In Peace: Bicep Curls" except clever.

 

[Green Monkey]

I don't need cardio - I'm the one everyone else is running from.

 

[Green Monkey]

Only bitches curl in the squat rack.

 

[Lard-ass]

My suggestions of slogans


Manginas beware (or curlmonkeys beware)

Curl monkeys, on your knees, I can not lie, just fucking die

the last resort in a metrosexual world

Straight strong men fires back

 

[Green Monkey]

Maybe something with a 10 commandments theme:

Thou shalt not do 1/4 squats.

Thou shalt not curl in the squat rack (maybe just curl).

Thou shalt kill fat bitches who interrupt your workout.

Thou shalt not speak to me if you're "just toning".



Someone else keep going.....

edit - this post made me an orange belt. Yea, me!

 

[XTrainer]

I think Standard was on to something with is tee slogan. Anyone else have any slogans or designs for a St.Wilhelm tee?

Here's mine.



For some reason I find this one funny.

No.

Just. No.

But I do think something clever on the Wilhelm tees would be cool.

Also, why aren't we discussing this on his forum?

 

[XTrainer]

Maybe something with a 10 commandments theme:

Thou shalt not do 1/4 squats.

Thou shalt not curl in the squat rack (maybe just curl).

Thou shalt kill fat bitches who interrupt your workout.

Thou shalt not speak to me if you're "just toning".



Someone else keep going.....

edit - this post made me an orange belt. Yea, me!

Actually, there are already 10 commandments for the church, and it would be cool to have them on the shirts.

 

[Green Monkey]

How about - Fighting metrosexualism since 2005

 

[Green Monkey]

edit - dupe

 

[Lard-ass]

Actually, there are already 10 commandments for the church, and it would be cool to have them on the shirts.

Yep, I agree.
Disregard of my previous lame suggestions.

 

[bacon]

"St. Wilhelms: Strong enough for a man, Ph-balanced for a woman."

"St.Wilhelms: Fighting the war against Legless homos, one power rack at a time."

 

[J Storm**]

"Excuse my chalk."

"grunting louder than yo momma since 2005"

"ask how much i curl"

 

[Henry Swanson]

"Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?"

 

[jk3004]

"Lift heavy or go home"

"Less talk, more Squats"

"CHINSMOTHERFUCKER"

"CHINSANDOATSMOTHERFUCKER"

 

[Kimuralex]

Although i seen this slogan like a year ago on a bb.com t-shirt(i know i know) I liked it a lot
"Friends dont let friends lift light"

 

[jk3004]

"Looking for a chizzled chin or ripped face to match those rock-solid abs? Ask me about STFUAHAYCED"

 

[Standard]

For bacon

Dr. Death

remy

 

[Standard]

I think Standard was on to something with is tee slogan. Anyone else have any slogans or designs for a St.Wilhelm tee?

Howard is there a reason you don't have a St. Wilhelm t-shirt yet??