Sprite is a better hangover cure than Gatorade

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  1. all caps Gold Belt

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    Not drinking is better than both ;)
     
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  2. I'm Shawn Spencer Brown Belt

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    That's because Sprite has scrubbing bubbles that attach to your liver enzymes and raise them to excrete the alcohol from your body quicker.

    None of what I just said is true but I believe it.
     
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    Can’t beat a seafood michelada.

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    I was a Pedialyte man myself. Chug a big one before sleep and one first thing in the morning, not perfect but made the day tolerable
     
  7. evergreenrider Wheres the Luau

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    Equal parts Sprite, cranberry juice, and orange juice
     
  8. fingercuffs raw sandwich lover Platinum Member

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    Nothing has ever worked for me apart from getting hammered again.
     
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    I just drink a lot of water... Lots and lots of ice water... And do something that makes me sweat... Then more ice water
     
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    McDonalds breakfast has got me through some brutal mornings.
     
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    I came in to say this. Drink half the night of. Then wake up pour a 5 hour energy in it and chug it down. Usually feel pretty fine in 30 minutes
     
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    So.. how was your night buddy? You went out with those bartenders at the end?
     
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    In a former life, I would just pop a few Advil and cook a breakfast steak. Cured it right up.
     
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    No the best hangover cure is weed and kfc. Cures a hangover like you wouldnt believe
     
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    Hangover burger at Fuddruckers. burger.jpg
     
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  16. John Mabrey The artist formerly known as murillaninjascrilla

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    Poutine and a big glass of water before bed. Industrial sized rye and ginger the next morning. You'll be right as rain in no time. Beware the ryearrhea.
     
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    Now that's a hangover...
     
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    Sex and then more sleep.
     
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    I was the only guy in the apartment with ginger ale in the fridge. Boston cooler is the shit.
     
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