Soulless Schaub....Could it be?

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  1. orangecuse

    orangecuse Gold Belt

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    The greatest version of a fighter ever? Soulless Brendan Schaub. Forget Motivated BJ and Broke Fitch. Their appearances are few and far between. We are in the Prime of Soulless Schaub right now.

    Schaub is 2-0 in the UFC since losing his soul. He has also neutralized & dominated a BJJ legend just for kicks We all remember that fateful day Brendan lost his soul.
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    This is exactly how it appeared on my TV screen watching it live

    It really was a big moment on many levels. Joe Rogan said he was climbing an invisible ladder and we all laughed. It was quite possibly the only time Joe Rogan has ever made a large group of people laugh. But little did we know Soulless Schaub would get the last laugh. It was the beggining of Soulless Schaubs reign over the UFC, all combat sports & Martial Arts of this world.

    Is there a curse? It was also the last time Rothwell had functioning testacles. He looked god awful in his next fight. He even called his camp cursed leading up to his next fight against GG. He actually did say that, that was not a joke for this thread. He had to resort to a late TRT comeback agasint Vera of all people. Update:Curse continues, popped and supended for elevated TRT levels vs Vera.

    2-0 now both virtouso MMA clinics. He completely shut down Lavar Johnson something fierce. In between those top level MMA performances he took out celeberated BJJ champion Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in what can only be described as a BJJ masterpiece.We all remember the seminal moment.

    Cyborg seemingly on his knees begging the soulless one. "Please Brendan, don't shut me down in front of everyone. This is my livelihood. I'm begging you. Have you no heart....no soul"
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    His response was cold, chilling but at the same time very technically sound.

    After that he called out one of his best friends in cold blood. He even called him up again and told him all about his shutdown gameplan. It didnt matter. And without breaking a sweat he did this to his former bff.
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    He decides to shutdown everything except a toe just because he can

    Ever since the the Rothwell fight you can hear him saying this all the time in interviews. "I'm married to the UFC. This is my life." He cant share his life and being with another or start a family. No hope and no after life for him. So this is it for this soulless creature. With no real human emotional baggage or obligations tying him down he has set out to master everything there is to know about every fightng style and Martial Art there ever was. And you know what? In the 7 months or so since he's lost his soul he's done exactly that.

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    Not A ginger but also has no soul


    Where does Soulles Schaub's prime end? 5 HW title defenses?
    How many K-1 titles does he win?
    ADCC titles?
    How can he be stopped? Should he ever be stopped?
    Does a Schaub trained Dominick Cruz KO Money Mayweather?
     
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    I will be back to enjoy this thread...
     
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  3. EndlessCritic

    EndlessCritic Gold Belt

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    brendan schaub slapped sherdog in the face by winning by sub.
     
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  4. DethridgeMMA

    DethridgeMMA White Belt

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    Actually shocked. Maybe it was all of those gifs against Cyborg that threw me off. Never seen that coming in a million years. Sure maybe sub him to a tap, but that choke looked great, clean even. Out cold. Slightly impressed lol
     
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    DethridgeMMA White Belt

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    No joke. Kind of funny really.
     
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    Lol this is great. His soul must have been keeping him back.
     
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    Murdered in cold blood, reborn in the depths of hell as an unstoppable soulless spectre?

    Schaub is SCORPION!
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    Man, that's a lot of time spent in a thread post TS
     
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    Schaub is a fucking gangster
     
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    The Phenom just put Werdum and Barnett on notice. He woudl sub Nog in a remach easily.
     
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    If you have a Paypal account I will give you $5 for this one.
     
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    Emjay And again and again and again and ag.. zzzzzzzz

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    Zombie Schaub jitsu
     
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    soulless schaub- we like it

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    No joke. Kind of funny really.
     
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    FlyingHendo KINGS OF EUROPE 2013

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    I'll stay waiting for Schaub to get KTFO by the usual serious step-up in competition. *gets popcorn*
     
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    Brendan Schaub has just entered my top 5 favorite fighters list:

    GSP, Sonnen, Condit, Barry and Schaub

    Goodbye Overeem, but Schaub is just better.
     
  19. orangecuse

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    No need for money or thanks. I jsut call it as I see it.
     
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  20. orangecuse

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    Should've added these pics and gif from his most recent shut dwon clinic.

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