Sorry...but I had to do it

[Ziltoid]

Carrot Top showing off the gunzors, lol!

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[Donut62]

Carrot Top makes a compelling case for ginger genocide.

 

[Barut]

I'd like to arm wrassle carrot top.

 

[Ziltoid]

The whole time in the gym...he's doing curls and a little back on machines.

 

[Donut62]

The whole time in the gym...he's looking for customers to turn tricks on in the locker room

fixed

 

[spirited]

wow he looks like a scary clown without even needing makeup on...

 

[bacon]

You guys remember when Carrot Top was funny?






Me neither.

 

[dexbot]

I'd like to arm wrassle carrot top.

I prefer not seeing him...it...whatever

 

[BlondeWarrior]

He's sooo sad. How the hell does he make money?!

 

[Donut62]

He's sooo sad. How the hell does he make money?!

See above:

The whole time in the gym...he's looking for customers to turn tricks on in the locker room

 

[BlondeWarrior]

why didn't I think of that?!

 

[Keith Wassung]

He looks like 95% of the professional female bodybuilders of the last 20 years except not quite as masculine.

 

[Henry Swanson]

*waits for Carrot Top gimmick account*

 

[dexbot]

He looks like 95% of the professional female bodybuilders of the last 20 years except not quite as masculine.

that made me rofl

 

[Hardac]

I wonder if he marked his roids 'Carrot Juice'.

 

[Chris Beeby]

God his skin looks sick. I've never seen so many freckles on one person, especially that big.

I bet he's got no legs.

 

[RollinDownRodeo]

He looks like he's wearing a mask. Damn, that dude is ugly.

 

[takeahnase]

Does one have to know this person?

 

[RollinDownRodeo]

Henry Rollins' letter to Mr. Top

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[Donut62]

Does one have to know this person?

It's best you don't and pretend you never heard of him.