Something simple but funny I wanted to share with you:

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  1. Strange King

    Strange King Strange Music

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    So I have this new gf. Showing her some fights.

    The Fedor rumors are going around so I show her some fights.

    They say his name. fedor emelianenko.

    My gf says fedor a million egg rolls.

    Lol she's like what? I saw thousands of Asians and thought they said that.

    Had me Laughing by how random and close to his name it was
     
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  2. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    pics of gf?
     
  3. Afro Samurai

    Afro Samurai Blue Belt

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    interdasting
     
  4. Strange King

    Strange King Strange Music

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    Naw can't put her up on here bro.
     
  5. Bebop

    Bebop Brown Belt

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    pics or work
     
  6. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    edit out da face and w/e identifiable marks she has
     
  7. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    They did all say it. Your gf only didn't know what Fedor Emelianenko was.
     
  8. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    This place has such a different culture than the UG/OG. Don't post pics around there it's bye bye posting for a week. Here it's like, "I said no!" and people refuse to do it, no consequence.
     
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    The Clinch Middle-Earth with Glee-Glop and the Floopty-Doos. Platinum Member

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    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    How big are your GF's boobs?
     
  11. Bebop

    Bebop Brown Belt

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    without proof i'm sure your "gf" who made those comments is really just your little 8 year old brother
     
  12. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    What colour are her nipples?
     
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    Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    You know the drill, Strange King...
     
  14. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    Pink or brown?
     
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    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    its true your gf does say that
     
  16. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Sounds or gtfo
     
  17. Rhood

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    mmm..... I'll eat dat wit sum soi sawce
     
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    Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    Ts and his new gf

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  19. madizm2

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    No pics of gf..... I'm out

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  20. moonwolf

    moonwolf Dalton's Roadhouse Beef Rib Eating Champion

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    'she' sounds pretty dumb, in fact so do you.
     

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