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  1. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Three goddesses approach you and ask you to vote who you think the most beautiful is.

    The first says that if you vote for her, she will grant you wisdom. You will be the most wise person on the earth.

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    The second says that if you vote for her, she will grant you athleticism. You will be the greatest athlete of on earth.

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    The final says that if you vote for her, she will grant you love. Any person of your choosing will fall madly in love with you for life and stay loyal to you to the death.

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    Who do you choose? Justify your answer. What would you do with your new found skills.
     
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  2. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I think taking #2 you still have a reasonable chance at acquiring 1 and 3 in fairly good measure.
     
  3. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    I'd ask to sample each gift for five minutes before making my choice.
     
  4. Kraysla Black Belt

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    Option 1 is tempting, but with 2 i'll have enough cash to cover any bad decisions i make.
     
  5. MadSquabbles500 Steel Belt

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    I choose numero tres. I am at that age where I need to try and settle down and start family, but I need someone smoking hot who wont damage my fragile ego.
     
  6. michal001 Brown Belt

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    You would think, but empirical data suggests that is no guarantee.

    According to Sports Illustrated, 78 percent of National Football League (NFL) and an estimated 60 percent of National Basketball Association (NBA) players go bankrupt or are under financial stress in just two years and five years, respectively, after their retirement.

    http://www.msn.com/en-ca/sports/more-sports/21-sports-stars-whove-gone-bankrupt/ss-BBlmIiX

    An attorney referral firm, Pro Athlete Direct, issued a news release Thursday citing research that it says indicates that 60 to 80 percent of pro athletes divorce at some point in their lifetimes.

    http://www.benefitspro.com/2014/08/14/high-divorce-rate-plays-havoc-on-athletes-retireme


    Stunning, I know. They ain't goddess because they don't know what's going on.
     
  7. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Denied. So sorry. Please try again.
     
  8. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Excellent. Pic of someone you'd choose...
     
  9. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    I want to say the third, so I could make the first two fall in love with me and give me their gifts, but I suspect Goddesses aren't people.

    So I choose wisdom.
     
  10. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    NHL is where the wisdom is at.

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    Also, Fedor bows down before Gretzky's sweaters.
     
  11. Valhoven Heart in '96 Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    #3 would actually be a curse to my thinking. Going through one's life not knowing if those that love you, love you or do so at your bewitching. I've seen much to believe that the meaning of life is having shared that life with others. (shout out to @TeTe) I would prefer that this togetherness with others be as genuine as possible...

    I agree with @BisexualMMA and would opt for #2. Wisdom is gained through experience, IMO, while knowledge is much the same without the experience, so I wouldn't want to have it without myself attaining it - come hell, high water or happiness because of those trials.

    Sorry, too long. Outski.

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  12. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Very wise. You are right, Goddesses aren't people ;)
     
  13. Valhoven Heart in '96 Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I would choose athletic because I want my wisdom and love to be earned.
     
  15. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    I feel so corny. I'd choose 3 :oops:

    Loyal for life is good. Loyal people can be hard to find tbh.
     
  16. MadSquabbles500 Steel Belt

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    I really dont know but any hot celeb will do. I mean I may as well picK a celeb right. They already have money.
     
  17. Organic Damage Vantablack belt

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    #1 is extremely tempting. I dunno if you can really trust a bunch of goddesses though, especially when you're asked to favour one over the other.

    "To the fairest one" and all that...
     
  18. michal001 Brown Belt

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    excellent
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  19. My name is Shawn

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    I'm with you on this bro
     
  20. Brampton_Boy Douchey Mc Douche

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    1. While I am tempted to say 3 because I am madly in love with a girl I can't be with, a truly wise person knows that you it isn't true love if you need wizard intervention to make it happen.
     

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