Something about someone that immediately rubbed you in the right or wrong way

[elwani]

Meeting someone for the first time, something they said or about them that immediately make you like the cut of their jib or want to punch them in the face.

Me, meeting the boyfriend of a female friend at a bar before she arrives and he says "I can't wait to see what brand of beer you're going to order". I can see immediately he wants to measure himself against me, which he apparently wants to do based on knowledge about craft beer.

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

What beer did you order

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Kiss him on the mouth. He won't be expecting that. Hoping for it, but not expecting it.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Meeting someone for the first time, something they said or about them that immediately make you like the cut of their jib or want to punch them in the face.

Me, meeting the boyfriend of a female friend at a bar before she arrives and he says "I can't wait to see what brand of beer you're going to order". I can see immediately he wants to measure himself against me, which he apparently wants to do based on knowledge about craft beer.

Meeting the boyfriend of a female friend?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Someone with a weak handshake and/or won't make eye contact when you greet them.

And this who can't bench teh 275

 

[Poser Caust]

Thats when you order the girliest drink with the sippiest straw

 

[Fedorgasm]

Meeting someone for the first time, something they said or about them that immediately make you like the cut of their jib or want to punch them in the face.

Me, meeting the boyfriend of a female friend at a bar before she arrives and he says "I can't wait to see what brand of beer you're going to order". I can see immediately he wants to measure himself against me, which he apparently wants to do based on knowledge about craft beer.

What if he's genuinely interested in your opinion on beer?

Like if he knows nothing about beer so he always pays attention to what other dudes order so he can learn what's good.

You have wrongly judged this man

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Someone with a weak handshake and/or won't make eye contact when you greet them.

And this who can't bench teh 275

I always mix it up. Limp wristed handshake with no grip for one guy and then gorilla fuck the next guy's hand. Come at me bro.

 

[Woldog]

Meeting someone for the first time, something they said or about them that immediately make you like the cut of their jib or want to punch them in the face.

Me, meeting the boyfriend of a female friend at a bar before she arrives and he says "I can't wait to see what brand of beer you're going to order". I can see immediately he wants to measure himself against me, which he apparently wants to do based on knowledge about craft beer.

I would have ordered a girls cocktail and then if he said something smashed it over his head and fucked your female friend in front of him.

 

[Hearse Lightning]

When I was in middle school a teacher stuck his pencil in a classmate's hair and with a cheezy grin said "uh oh Sarah I stuck my pencil in your bun". It grossed me out.. Years later he was sent to prison for child pornography.

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

When I was in middle school a teacher stuck his pencil in a classmate's hair and with a cheezy grin said "uh oh Sarah I stuck my pencil in your bun". It grossed me out.. Years later he was sent to prison for child pornography.

Is it the guy in your AV?

 

[facePuncher7]

Someone with a weak handshake and/or won't make eye contact when you greet them.

And this who can't bench teh 275

What if it's an incredibly strong handshake, but they don't make eye contact?

Or its a limp wristed floppy handshake and they lock eyes for a long time?

 

[mozza1831991]

There’s a Thai massage joint down the road from my house where they rub you the right way.

 

[Night Owl]

When I was in middle school a teacher stuck his pencil in a classmate's hair and with a cheezy grin said "uh oh Sarah I stuck my pencil in your bun". It grossed me out.. Years later he was sent to prison for child pornography.

 

[GSP_37]

At the post office, this short fat woman worker made some remark like waving this card in her face is a good way to not get my package handed over, but I was only like one or two customers away from the worker so was def not waving anything in her stupid face. I was just holding it up so she'd see it and not just run away without doing her job. I knew this was the type of shit with rotten attitude and turns out she didn't last long at all at that job or that location. Good riddance.

Another short fat woman at post office at least twice charged me more for postage for the same shit all other workers charged normal price. Because of her, I go to self service kiosk instead.

 

[Ares Black]

Thats when you order the girliest drink with the sippiest straw

That's a fucking power move.

 

[Ares Black]

When I was in middle school a teacher stuck his pencil in a classmate's hair and with a cheezy grin said "uh oh Sarah I stuck my pencil in your bun". It grossed me out.. Years later he was sent to prison for child pornography.

 

[TardStrong]

1st week at the job for this fat fuck we called fat 40 and he was complaining about no more tater tots at the all you can eat breakfast buffet the workplace is providing. His plate is loaded with everything else as he walks to his table to stuff his face. An employee is carrying a refill tray of tater tots and fat 40 says to him "a little late there chief". Worst part of the story is the guy carrying the refill tray is actually part native American. Fat 40 didnt last long there and turned out to be a real pos

 

[mmamxfan]

The biggest for me is if someone likes dogs or not. If they do they're cool until they say or do something I don't like. If they don't they can go fuck themselves. Oh also if they're a Raiders, Niners, Patriots, or a fan of any AFC North team besides the Steelers they can burn in hell.

 

[Otto!]

When you meet someone and they can’t stop looking at their phone.