Someone Please Control Florida

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  1. KILL KILL

    KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    We've all seen the ridiculous news stories that come out of Forida. literally, on a weekly basis, some completely off the wall event makes me wonder what the heck can be done about this state.

    Today, i present to you, one of the weirdest stories yet...

    Pet store owner uses reptile to assault employees
    http://www.local10.com/news/pet-store-owner-uses-reptile-to-assault-employees/30545172


    Come on man!
     
  2. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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  3. fbgn

    fbgn sweeeet kosher transvestite Banned

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    "Two years ago the shop hosted a cockroach-eating contest but one contestant died after choking on the insect."

    WTF
     
  4. The Clamburglar

    The Clamburglar Burglin' is my game.

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    I like Florida.

    I read their news websites when I want to feel better about myself.
     
  5. 7437

    7437 Gold Belt

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    WOOOO!!!! Florida #1!!!!!

    No one can step up to our crazy.
     
  6. KILL KILL

    KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    On the same damn page I saw this...

    Florida man attacked brother over bed sheets
    http://www.local10.com/news/deputies-say-florida-man-attacked-brother-over-bed-sheets/30697228

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    fbgn sweeeet kosher transvestite Banned

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  8. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Count Zero Twisting Nether

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  10. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Dont hate on Florida
     
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    This "Florida Man" must be a hit at parties.
     
  12. AznCezi187

    AznCezi187 Brown Belt

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    Be gone!
     
  13. LatFlare

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    Does Florida have dimes?
     
  14. 7437

    7437 Gold Belt

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    Yes, much better than the west coast. Miami is by far better than LA.
     
  15. RoryFan

    RoryFan Wears Hats

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    Has Florida always been like this outside of Disneyland or is it a recent development?
     
  16. Serana

    Serana Destroyer. Platinum Member

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    haha looking at that now. lol Thanks for sharing.
     

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