Someone Please Control Florida

[KILL KILL]

We've all seen the ridiculous news stories that come out of Forida. literally, on a weekly basis, some completely off the wall event makes me wonder what the heck can be done about this state.

Today, i present to you, one of the weirdest stories yet...

Pet store owner uses reptile to assault employees
http://www.local10.com/news/pet-store-owner-uses-reptile-to-assault-employees/30545172

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A bizarre crime at a Deerfield Beach pet store was caught on surveillance video.

The Broward Sheriff's Office has yet to release the footage that apparently shows a man putting a bearded dragon in his mouth and using the reptile to assault store employees.

Come on man!

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I was having a bad day. Only god can judge me

 

[fbgn]

"Two years ago the shop hosted a cockroach-eating contest but one contestant died after choking on the insect."

WTF

 

[The Clamburglar]

I like Florida.

I read their news websites when I want to feel better about myself.

 

[7437]

WOOOO!!!! Florida #1!!!!!

No one can step up to our crazy.

 

[KILL KILL]

On the same damn page I saw this...

Florida man attacked brother over bed sheets
http://www.local10.com/news/deputies-say-florida-man-attacked-brother-over-bed-sheets/30697228

A Deltona man told deputies that he was attacked and threatened by his brother, who was upset about his bed sheets, officials said.

Eric Ortiz was arrested Monday on charges of aggravated assault.

According to an incident report, Ortiz woke his brother, wanting to know who changed the sheets on his bed. The brother told deputies that Ortiz struck him and made threats.

 

[fbgn]

On the same damn page I saw this...

Florida man attacked brother over bed sheets
http://www.local10.com/news/deputies-say-florida-man-attacked-brother-over-bed-sheets/30697228

LOL

I wonder what his nickname is, hard to guess.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

 

[Count Zero]

On the same damn page I saw this...

Florida man attacked brother over bed sheets
http://www.local10.com/news/deputies-say-florida-man-attacked-brother-over-bed-sheets/30697228

"Florida man" Twitter profile

Plays off all the crazy fucking stories that start with "Florida man ..." like this one haha

 

[Adamant]

Dont hate on Florida

 

[LatFlare]

"Florida man" Twitter profile

Plays off all the crazy fucking stories that start with "Florida man ..." like this one haha

This "Florida Man" must be a hit at parties.

 

[AznCezi187]

Be gone!

 

[LatFlare]

Does Florida have dimes?

 

[7437]

Does Florida have dimes?

Yes, much better than the west coast. Miami is by far better than LA.

 

[RoryFan]

Has Florida always been like this outside of Disneyland or is it a recent development?

 

[Serana]

"Florida man" Twitter profile

Plays off all the crazy fucking stories that start with "Florida man ..." like this one haha

haha looking at that now. lol Thanks for sharing.