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Someone Please Control Florida

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by KILL KILL, Jan 14, 2015.

  1. KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    We've all seen the ridiculous news stories that come out of Forida. literally, on a weekly basis, some completely off the wall event makes me wonder what the heck can be done about this state.

    Today, i present to you, one of the weirdest stories yet...

    Pet store owner uses reptile to assault employees
    http://www.local10.com/news/pet-store-owner-uses-reptile-to-assault-employees/30545172


    Come on man!
     
  2. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    I was having a bad day. Only god can judge me
     
  3. fbgn sweeeet kosher transvestite Banned

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    "Two years ago the shop hosted a cockroach-eating contest but one contestant died after choking on the insect."

    WTF
     
  4. The Clamburglar Burglin' is my game.

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    I like Florida.

    I read their news websites when I want to feel better about myself.
     
  5. 7437 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    WOOOO!!!! Florida #1!!!!!

    No one can step up to our crazy.
     
  6. KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    On the same damn page I saw this...

    Florida man attacked brother over bed sheets
    http://www.local10.com/news/deputies-say-florida-man-attacked-brother-over-bed-sheets/30697228

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  7. fbgn sweeeet kosher transvestite Banned

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  8. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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  10. Adamant S.A.S.S.

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    Dont hate on Florida
     
  11. LatFlare EADC

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    This "Florida Man" must be a hit at parties.
     
  12. AznCezi187 Brown Belt

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    Be gone!
     
  13. LatFlare EADC

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    Does Florida have dimes?
     
  14. 7437 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Yes, much better than the west coast. Miami is by far better than LA.
     
  15. RoryFan Wears Hats

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    Has Florida always been like this outside of Disneyland or is it a recent development?
     
  16. Serana Destroyer. Banned

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    haha looking at that now. lol Thanks for sharing.
     

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