Somebody buys/pours you a shot...

No because most of the time it's some alcoholic dipshit who is trying to justifying his sad existence.
 
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Hepatologists hate him...

For 20 bucks you better drink that shot i just bought you or drama will ensue.
 
The last bar some guys buy us a round and we toss them over our back and make "the face" for show.

Buddy and were going shot for shot and I didn't know til the next day he was doing this. I thought "dick move" but also "why didn't I think of that?"
 
Last time this happened I was having lunch and a beer to take the edge off before having to go corner a fighter that night. I turned down the offered shot of wild turkey because I couldn't be buzzed and warming up my guy, taping his hands, etc.

The best though is when the drunk guy next to you buys you a shot and then the bartender cuts him off, so you don't have to return the favor.

The worst is when the dude next to you buys you a drink and then starts gabbing your god damned ear off with inane bullshit and you're now obligated to listen.
 
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