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  1. Coconut Joe

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    Fucking Cocksucker stole my bank card info and bought a buncha shit online. Now I'm broke til Thursday and one pissed off Hombre. There's nothing worse then a lowlife thief.
     
  2. Sampsonsimpson

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    What'd they buy?
     
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    Thanks for the sweet new sound system bro
     
  4. Coconut Joe

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    Not sure yet. The only item I know of (this is no joke) is condoms....To fuck me with. I forgot to put that in the thread opening.
     
  5. Thai Domi

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    That sucks ts. You should've had Lifelock.

    I'm afraid if someone steals my identity, a year later they'll sue me.
     
  6. Sampsonsimpson

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    Probably bought magnum condoms just to rub it in even more.
     
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    I hope my mortgage check doesn't bounce on account of this prick/pricks. I'd pistol whip the shit outta these assholes right at this moment...I'll eventually chill out, I just hate having some low-life get over on my ass.

    As for the sound system, don't scrimp on the cables. That's where you get the sound quality from.
     
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    I wonder if someone steals your info and buys something with it then injures themselves using it, if they would be able to sue you.
     
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    I'm the kind of asshole who pays for pron so this shit happens to me all the time

    Last time some dude tried buying a drone and a bunch of furniture on my card, but the bank flagged it as suspiciously expensive activity. In other words the bank deemed me too poor to be buying drones and furniture
     
  10. Coconut Joe

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    I'd like to strap these low-life's to a chair and punch the fuck outta their asses for hours.
     
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    Porns free homie...What the fuck are you getting at?
     
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    If you were a real man you'd hire a hacker to track the person down and then inflict serious injury upon them
     
  13. Thai Domi

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    You sound lucky.
     
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    A couple years ago I got sued by a carpet company for like $2,000. It wasn't really me it was someone with the same name that is 20+ years older than me and lives at least 3 hours away. I didn't lose any money from it but it was a major pain in the ass.
     
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    This is what all men not-so-secretly dream of when someone wrongs them.

    If anyone ever gets the chance to make this a reality, that will be the greatest Sherdog thread of all time.
     
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    Shit thread title imo.
     
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    something similar happened to me, not a carpet company. at the time I wasn't even in the US, I was stationed overseas and I wasn't 30+. it took a while to get it sorted


    not too long ago someone tried to book a nice hotel, pay off some bills and buy some other shit a couple states over with one of my cards..thankfully the bank called and asked if it was me doing these purchases. I told them no and I don't have any family that lives in that state, everything got returned and I had to get a new card.
     
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    I fucking hate thieves. It's just a fucking terrible feeling having someone just sneakily steal shit from you and you can't stop it. You know if you were able to you would beat some ass.
     
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  20. MusterX

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    What do you mean he stole your information? There are only a couple ways they generally are able to steal that sort of information and if you don't know how he stole it then he will steal it again. Likely from a keylogger installed on your computer.
     

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