Some of Derrick Lewis Funny Recent Instagram Posts

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    xFeeLPaiN Purple Belt

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    p4p funniest ig page
     
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    LMFAO
    Geese are some shit.
    I had a friend who had one
    nesting in his front yard.

    Anytime I'd go over, fool would
    try to punk me. The trick is to
    stand your ground & intimidate
    them. The first time I tried it,
    dumbass goose stopped dead
    in it's tracks.... put it's wings down
    & turned away casually while
    shitting & pissing himself.
     
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    Black Beast is a gawt damn riot.
     
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    any more videos of him snitching?
     
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    Davey Crockett Mane, Firmino, Salah

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    The goose whisperer
     
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    An army once tried invading a Roman city, might have been Rome itself I can't remember, and the guard dogs were asleep. What alerted the Romans to the army were the Geese going crazy. After that event they would have a holiday where they would kill a dog and pay worship to Geese.
     
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    Undefeated against large
    non-predatory birds

    <{UberTS}>
     
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    First off...why is his twitter account "The Beast UFC" instead of "The Black Beast UFC"

    Second off, the 1st pic referenced sexy time...I surehope the Black Beast has better cardio in his sex life, than in his UFC fights
     
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