Some incredibly stupid things my oldest sister has done/said

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  1. gizmo J Blue Belt

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    My oldest sister has said some things that you would swear is a joke, but isn't!

    One time we went to McDonald's and ordered the buy one get one free deal on the Big-Mac, and she asked the employee to separate the "free" one and the bought one, the employee was confused and asked what did she mean and she said she wanted ME to get the free one and she to get the bought one. The employee started laughing and my sister was offended and canceled the order and said she was never going back to that McDonald's. -_-

    My sister could not pass the written test for her drivers permit so she said it wouldn't be fair if I took the test because she should have one first because shes older.

    Later on when she finally got her drivers license, my uncle got a new car and gave my sister his old one, me and her went to a jack in the box drive through and she said I could not order anything "because the employee would think that the car was mine" and I had to get out and go inside to buy something....

    To my sister talking to someone she does not know is excruciating painful, she once call me to tell her where is the cat food at the grocery store and I told her why not ask an employee and she screamed, I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE EMPLOYEES HERE!

    One time I did not like the tone my sister was talking to me with so I just ignored her. She started grabbing me and pounding her fist at my face so I stood up and looked her in the eye angrily and my sister called the police and told them I was being "out of control", the cops came and she told them how I was ignoring her (which she seems to think is illegal) and she seemed to think I was going to be arrested but the cops just told her i did nothing illegal and left, my sister ran to her room and cried.

    I have 4 sisters, the oldest is the one on the right.

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  2. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    Some incredibly stupid sherdog post....

    DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE EMPLOYEES HEAR!

    *here.
     
  3. Fuzzybabyducks Hot girl that’s into ketchup. she/her pricechopper

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    I get her.. why should she pay for your burger and have to eat the free one
     
  4. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    Who cares post pics
     
  5. weed ベルセルク

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    pics?
     
  6. gizmo J Blue Belt

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    My bad
     
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    You post some of the shittest threads.

    Did your 400lb mum then proceed to eat her?
     
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    God damnit man
     
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    Your Sister was FAS baby, TS?
     
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  11. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Still not the dumbest in the family......
     
  12. qw3rty PM me for free filler-room uppercuts

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    Imagine if this guy was taking her order:
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    Went to my girl's cousin's wedding and my girl's sister brought a date that had ordered "the filet."

    When a filet mignon plate was placed in front of him he was confused and sent it back.

    He sent it back because he, "didn't order steak, I ordered the filet. You know, the fish."

    {<jordan}
     
  16. gizmo J Blue Belt

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    I have 4 sisters, the oldest is the one on the right.

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  17. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    He wouldn't have gotten it anyways, his mom would have taken it from him.
     
  18. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    She sounds like she’s not dumb but she has some serious mental health issues that are Undiagnosed.

    a lot of black women suffer abuse when they are young and never talk about it due to stigma, and then when they are older they act out.

    she obviously loves you very much. She was crying just because you were ignoring her. You’re probably her favourite sibling.
     
  19. hillelslovak87 Titanium Belt

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    Your sister on the far left. That face she's giving? It's about you making this thread.

    Your sister on the right? Wondering if she can eat her necklace.
     
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