Solo in Kona, Hawaii. Any bars?

[scorpiorising]

I get to Kona, Hawaii with a couple family members and family friends. Turns out the family friends are losers (aka non-drinkers).

Is there any place I can go solo? I've never gone to a bar solo. Ever.

How the fuck do I start a conversation with a crew I don't know?

 

[GracieMMABarra]

How the fuck do I start a conversation with a crew I don't know?

Look at them square in the eye and say "Sup brah?"

Other approaches include Spam, BJ Penn, Pipeline, and Meth.

 

[scorpiorising]

I knew I'd get shit posts but at least yours is entertaining. Brah

 

[scorpiorising]

Would "cabbage carrera" be as good as penn?

 

[madizm2]

buy rounds

 

[scorpiorising]

So is it 'Sup Brah' or buy rounds?

Maybe start with the free try. Then money

 

[808Darce]

Just go into any locals bar and say "Howz it"? Ask all da locals that look at you if they like beef? Do this in your best Pidgin voice. This works well if you're Haole (White).

Let me know how it goes.

 

[DoctorTaco]

I get to Kona, Hawaii with a couple family members and family friends. Turns out the family friends are losers (aka non-drinkers).

Is there any place I can go solo? I've never gone to a bar solo. Ever.

How the fuck do I start a conversation with a crew I don't know?

I did this in a different city and it worked out well.

1. Scope teh crew
2. Buy 2 pitchers of beer.
3. walk up and say, " I'm scorpiorising, I've got no one to drink with. Mind if I join you?"
4.??????
5.profit.
6. Keep your damn eyes to yourself until you know for sure who's with who. Lurking on the wrong lady is a bad idea.

 

[Jing]

People just come up to me.

Be approachable I guess.

 

[PAUonePUNCH]

Where in Kona are you staying?

 

[Josh]

I get to Kona, Hawaii with a couple family members and family friends. Turns out the family friends are losers (aka non-drinkers).

Is there any place I can go solo? I've never gone to a bar solo. Ever.

How the fuck do I start a conversation with a crew I don't know?

Slam a few pitchers and see how far out into the ocean you can swim.

Goddamn Bruins fan..........

 

[omarnasri]

pass cigarettes around or buy strangers some drinks

 

[Sir Galahad]

Get some Poke.

 

[black koala]

I hear the locals are very friendly to strangers, you will have a blast going out by yourself.

 

[Nomad Nemesis**]

"where all them Hawaiian bitches at, yo?"