So, where's awesome in good ole 'Murica?

[KrazyKanadian]

So, I'm thinking of heading down to the States for a month and a half or so within the next couple weeks here, and I'm thinking you sherdoggers can help me out a wee bit.

So far, I'm planning (we'll use that word loosely since I'm shit when it comes to planning) on heading to Chicago to visit some friends, then head over to NY and head down the coast. Definitely want to head to Florida, New Orleans, and possibly parts of Texas. Have friends in NY, Jersey, DC and Texas as well, so definitely heading there....

So I ask all of you Americans, or people who've traveled there....

What's good in the land of Murica besides guns and porno?

Do note that I like:

Girls
Parties
Sights/Buildings
Sports
Camping
Road trips
Booze
Occasional drugs
A nice round booty
And midgets. Midgets are fucking awesome.

(Really, I'm down for pretty much anything that's fun)

Ok GO!

 

[TheStruggle]

Montreal

 

[Thai Domi]

Myrtle Beach

/thread

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Montreal

Been, and love it.

I was talking about actual America, not America Jr though.

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Myrtle Beach

/thread

What's so good about Myrtle Beach? Is it all resorts or?

 

[MARIJUANA]

Colorado and Miami

 

[faustian]

I would recommend South Florida but I'm not sure you could handle it tbh

 

[KrazyKanadian]

I would recommend South Florida but I'm not sure you could handle it tbh

Hahaha what about South Florida could I not handle?

You talking about Miami, or the Everglades or something like Key Largo/Key West?

 

[faustian]

The humidity

And the face eating bath salt zombies

 

[Jimmy Tuna**]

Check out Detroit if you have time

 

[KrazyKanadian]

The humidity

And the face eating bath salt zombies

Humidity will be fine with me, although it is a pain in the ass. Been to a ton of hot/humid places in the world.

Pfft fuck those zombies, I'll eat em before they eat me. Human eat human world out there n I'm gonna go out on top!

 

[Bukowski82]

If you stop in Seattle on your trip then hit me up, Amigo. We'll pop some bottles...

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Check out Detroit if you have time

Been there like 50 times. Best place on earth!

 

[zackryder]

NY for da pizza, texas for da steak, maine for da lobster

if u like beaches u should def visit south beach and the west coast

also bball and football seasons over so not much sports goin on

also vegas for parties (a lil expensive but totally worth it)

 

[KrazyKanadian]

NY for da pizza, texas for da steak, maine for da lobster

if u like beaches u should def visit south beach and the west coast

also bball and football seasons over so not much sports goin on

Well, I think I'll have to go to a baseball game in Wrigley, and probably Yankee stadium as well. Shitty that football season hasn't started yet though, but I can always shoot down to a Seahawks game from here.

Is it worth it to go that far north for Maine??

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Do you like hipster chicks and craft beer?

 

[KrazyKanadian]

If you stop in Seattle on your trip then hit me up, Amigo. We'll pop some bottles...

I'm pretty sure I'll stop by Seattle...like 95% sure as I'll probably come back that way. Just won't be until early/mid Sept as I've gotta be back before Sept 18th for a wedding. So I'll definitely give you a shout and we'll pop some bottles!

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Do you like hipster chicks and craft beer?

Craft beer, yes. A big fucking meh to hipster chicks. I mean, I'll fuck em...but I don't wanna talk to them.

 

[MajJamil]

Check out Detroit if you have time

And Stockton. Don't forget Stockton.

 

[Jukai]

Go visit Chicago, then head to New York and stop and don't visit any other place. Best food, best sights, great nightlife, don't need much else.