So what's the new discovery on Mars?

[Creeping Giant***]

I saw headlines last month saying they made a discovery that's "one for the record books".

Was anything ever released?

All I've been able to find was NASA saying basically "ok, it's not as important as we thought, but it's still interesting".

 

[ground+pound]

Absolutely nothing.

Some retarded reporter misinterpreted what a scientists said during an interview.

 

[ground+pound]

What pisses me off is that we all kinda suspected that this was too good to be true, so I at least wanted fucking something; an element, a large organic molecule, anything.

 

[Dogstarman]

Not a fucking thing. A reporter was trying to make a headline.

 

[Creeping Giant***]

Absolutely nothing.

Some retarded reporter misinterpreted what a scientists said during an interview.

Spoiler

?

 

[thegreenblender]

rocks

 

[TruthBeTold]

They will never find anything.

 

[fatalis]

Aliens

US government are covering it up

 

[Francis Rossi]

The corpse of Vilos Cohaagen.

 

[tsuifuku]

Here's the big announcement

http://sites.agu.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Eos_Mars_News.pdf

 

[RawDawgBob]

Crab people

 

[tkotom]

They've been.saying this ever since it landed.

 

[TrainAllDay]

Waldo

 

[MajinSaga**]

Injuns.

Red planet = red people.

NASA in Texas = Cowboys.

Makes sense.

Now to take over their shit all over again.

 

[tkotom]

 

[RawDawgBob]

Red dirt and a variety of rocks.

 

[BobSappIsMyDad]

They found a Communist Death Beam installation wich will be used by the Space Mayans to destroy the world on the 21st.

 

[jorar]

i dated a chick that truly believed the mayans went to mars and stayed there

 

[wlu29]

dana white

 

[IgnorantBloke]

Injuns.

Red planet = red people.

NASA in Texas = Cowboys.

Makes sense.

Now to take over their shit all over again.

Where do I sign up? These indio motherfuckers have had it too easy for too long.

They have gold, right?