So this Bjj Brown belt keeps scissor choking me

I was recently invited back to my gym so they let me grapple with some of top dogs of the gym. Well this one guy keeps scissor choking me and farting in my face while I choke and tap. I need help defending this I don't want to smell his farts or sweaty balls.

 

hmmm how about you dont get into the scissor choking position?

 

Once the choke is locked in how can I escape? I don't want to be there when he accidentally sharts and I'm in the blast radius.

 

If you find yourself in a position where a guy can wrap both of his legs around your neck you fucked up a long time ago.

 

dude, he is a brown belt, you are a white belt, how to scape the sicssor choke is the last thing you should be worry about, is like saying, how do I escape a fully locked RNC, you cant.

 

don't ever tap. it shows weakness

 

You say "invited back," which makes me wonder if at some point you were asked to leave. And if that's the case, what for? If the guy is repeatedly farting in your face it sounds like a personal grudge. My advice would be to avoid rolling with him.

 

They tried to kick me out because I deliberately fart in guys faces to cause a distraction. Anyway this idiot is basically being a mat bully and I won't stand for it.

 

and what you going to do about it? hes constantly choking you and farting in your face, I think you are, and whats worst, even if you dont want to lol.

 

Nah I read on Wikipedia Marcelo Garcia and Xande use gas as a distraction, hell MG openly admitted this.

 

Worse troll thread ever

 

The Chael Sonnen escalation school of thought is relevant here.

He taps you, you fart in his face. He farts in your face, you shit on his chest. He shits on your chest , you kill his family.

 

My suggestion is to preemptively start blowing as hard as you can at his taint. This will possibly back feed his gas release and create a chain reaction within his body.

If you time it right and backfeed his blow spout, he'll never eject in your direction again.

 

Break his fucking neck

 

7/10

 

Check his oil bro. He's almost asking you to do it

 

Until you become not only immune, but then like it, you will not be ready for the next stage of enlightenment my son. I suggest you watch Big Stann and man up. He it trying to help you, so nothing can distract you.

 

The solution is to oil check him.

 

0.1/10

 

It's a black belt move