So this Bjj Brown belt keeps scissor choking me

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  1. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    I was recently invited back to my gym so they let me grapple with some of top dogs of the gym. Well this one guy keeps scissor choking me and farting in my face while I choke and tap. I need help defending this I don't want to smell his farts or sweaty balls.
     
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  2. BJJ_Rage

    BJJ_Rage Gold Belt

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    hmmm how about you dont get into the scissor choking position?
     
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  3. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Once the choke is locked in how can I escape? I don't want to be there when he accidentally sharts and I'm in the blast radius.
     
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  4. Steve08

    Steve08 American Fedor Belt

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    If you find yourself in a position where a guy can wrap both of his legs around your neck you fucked up a long time ago.
     
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  5. BJJ_Rage

    BJJ_Rage Gold Belt

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    dude, he is a brown belt, you are a white belt, how to scape the sicssor choke is the last thing you should be worry about, is like saying, how do I escape a fully locked RNC, you cant.
     
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  6. mcdowels

    mcdowels Brown Belt

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    don't ever tap. it shows weakness
     
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  7. AK Gerard

    AK Gerard Yellow Belt

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    You say "invited back," which makes me wonder if at some point you were asked to leave. And if that's the case, what for? If the guy is repeatedly farting in your face it sounds like a personal grudge. My advice would be to avoid rolling with him.
     
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  8. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    They tried to kick me out because I deliberately fart in guys faces to cause a distraction. Anyway this idiot is basically being a mat bully and I won't stand for it.
     
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  9. BJJ_Rage

    BJJ_Rage Gold Belt

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    and what you going to do about it? hes constantly choking you and farting in your face, I think you are, and whats worst, even if you dont want to lol.
     
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    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Nah I read on Wikipedia Marcelo Garcia and Xande use gas as a distraction, hell MG openly admitted this.
     
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    jack36767 Brown Belt

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    Worse troll thread ever
     
  12. Leify

    Leify Ebb and Flow

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    The Chael Sonnen escalation school of thought is relevant here.

    He taps you, you fart in his face. He farts in your face, you shit on his chest. He shits on your chest , you kill his family.
     
  13. Nnedd

    Nnedd Centaur Booty Belt

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    My suggestion is to preemptively start blowing as hard as you can at his taint. This will possibly back feed his gas release and create a chain reaction within his body.

    If you time it right and backfeed his blow spout, he'll never eject in your direction again.
     
  14. mike sherry

    mike sherry Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Break his fucking neck
     
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    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Was at Pride GP 2000 Brown Belt

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    Check his oil bro. He's almost asking you to do it
     
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    DanTheWolfman.com Brown Belt Banned

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    Until you become not only immune, but then like it, you will not be ready for the next stage of enlightenment my son. I suggest you watch Big Stann and man up. He it trying to help you, so nothing can distract you.
     
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    Ninjapunch209 Purple Belt

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    The solution is to oil check him.
     
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    Codger Brown Belt

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    0.1/10
     
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    It's a black belt move
     

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