So they put PEDs into dick pills?

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  1. rstringer Orange Belt

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    Does anyone really believe this ?

    What possible reason would there be for a company to do this?

    What is the "formal" explanation for this ?
     
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  2. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    When you think about it, dick pills does enhance your performance

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  3. Hellowhosthat Silver Belt

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    Well dick pills are kinda performance enhancing by definition, so...
     
  4. Hellowhosthat Silver Belt

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    I need some finger pills to beat you to the easy jokes/likes harvesting next time.
     
  5. Reign009 Not sure if serious.

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    PERFORMANCE enhancing drugs.

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  6. PizzaandBeer Banned Banned

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    They don’t, it’s an excuse
     
  7. Paolo Delutis Red Belt

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    Testosterone is a male hormone and is connected to the male sex organ , the balls produce it essentially ... So if ur having problems getting up...then u could be low in test therefore dick pills would boost low Test....therefore performance enhancing
     
  8. acannxr Black Belt

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    Blasich signed a declaration under penalty of perjury about the series of events that led to him supplying Jones with the tainted tadalafil, but USADA general counsel William Bock, III picked several holes in his story at the arbitration hearing.

    The written declaration claimed Jones and Blasich were having dinner with teammates, plural, on the night Blasich supplied Jones with the substance. In the oral evidence, only one other person was present; their coach, “Izzy” - presumably referring to Jackson Wink wrestling coach Israel “Izzy” Martinez.

    In the written evidence, Blasich claimed he ordered the pills from All American Peptide, but in oral evidence claimed it was an unnamed friend who ordered them.

    Blasich also said in his declaration that the tainted pill he provided to Jones was from an order on May 25th, 2016, and provided an invoice from this date. He then accepted this couldn’t be the source of the pills he provided to Jones, since the pills were delivered to New York, but Blasich had already left New York for Albuquerque by that point.

    Perhaps most damning of all, is that when Blasich finally provided the correct invoice for the order of "tadalafil", it also contained an order for clomiphene - a substance banned by WADA and available only with a prescription in the United States.

    The panel noted that the written declarations of Blasich and Jones appeared to have been co-ordinated by Jones’ agent Malki Kawa, and noted that the declarations differed significantly from the oral evidence, stating, “Neither declaration whose drafting appears to have been co-ordinated by Malki Kawa, referred to anything like the detail of their oral statements which were themselves not wholly consistent as to what happened, where and when, on the evening in question

    USADA general counsel Mr. Bock went as far as to suggest that “the whole story told by the protagonists lacked the clear ring of truth and had rather the indistinct sound of contrivance.

    https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/11...ck-pills-also-bought-clomiphene-usada-ped-ban

    The dick pills contained a third banned substance of which Jones didn't test positive for, suggesting that Jones never actually ingested the dick pills. And Clomiphene is one of the substances Jones tested positive for. There's a reason this story got swept under the rug quickly and quietly.
     
  9. Marko Polo wiggle wiggle Platinum Member

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    They put super expensive PEDs in lots of run of the mill products apparently
     
  10. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Poor jones.. everyones out to get him..
     
  11. slavomir Brown Belt

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    If you think Viagra boosts testosterone....
    Dude, stop really.
    The explanation is they were tainted bc they made dickpills after doing PED in the factory.
     
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  13. Spath Black Belt

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    The same wrestling coach that was busted for selling steroids to (junior?) high school kids? That’s what Cowboy said about jackson/wink ”head wrestling coach”

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  14. acannxr Black Belt

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    It was to college kids.
     
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  15. Paolo Delutis Red Belt

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    Im just answering the question that was asked...they make those drugs to help boost testosterone...they dont however make all the drugs a fighter test positive for....

    He asked if dick pills could have peds in them...im saying they would if they work for ED or low test...
     
  16. Spath Black Belt

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    The explanation was full of holes, but yeah, ”gas station dick pills” seemed to have (illegal) shit there that didn’t belong.

    Another question is why is a multimillionaire sports star taking shady ass gas station dick pills?

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  17. SeattleFightFan Steel Belt

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    What @acannxr said.

    Jones said they were dick pills. And he got the full punishment anyway. USADA didn't buy his excuse, and neither should you.

    But yes, dick pills (and legal over-the-counter supplements, and a variety of other things have) indeed have substances in them that will produce a failed USADA test. Sometimes PEDs, sometimes other things (like masking agents).
     
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    Yeah, but same guy? Not shady at all!

    where’s kflo at?
     
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  19. acannxr Black Belt

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    I have no clue if they're the same person, but the fact that they have a coach who got fired for selling steroids only makes that camp (and Jones) even more suspicious.
     
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  20. FKAri Yellow Belt

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    Certain maskers can disguise PEDs traces in the system as being remnants of certain legal drugs. Dick pills being one of them. This is why the dick pill excuse comes up a lot.
     
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