So, the Wizard invites you to his house for lunch....

He then cooks up a meal. He's got canned food for lunch. He asks you whether you want a corned beef plate or vienna sausage plate. Which one do you choose? Both plates are show below and both corned beef and vienna sausage have been cooked in a lightly oiled pan.

Corned beef plate



or

Vienna sausage plate

 

I typically don't eat canned food. But since I have seen this wizard around for 2 years or so, I will choose the Corned Beef.

 

Corned beef

 

Is the Wizard Asian?
In no, then why are we eating white rice?
If yes, are you sure that's corned beef or is it dog?

 

you just want someone to say he would eat the wizard's sausage

 

If you have actually eaten Asian cooked food, it won't matter if it's beef or dog. They will make it taste the same.

Also you seems wacist for all 3 of your sentences and should start learning to use chopsticks.

 

I'd look at the canned meat, then at the wizard and call him a pov.

 

i needed to have been asked to pick 1-9 before entering this thread to make an informed choice.

 

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

 

What the wizard doesn't know is that I brought a friend

Spoiler

 

Subtly asking whether we'd rather eat his ass or suck his dick?

 

I ask him,

"Where the fuck is the SPAM??"

 

Corned beef, all day, every day.

 

You can't eat rice with chopsticks, not possible. Plus the second pic gives you a fork.

 

I prefer the corned beef, but the vienna sausages have the superior plating game.

 

Lmao.. You need to go out more instead of having TV dinner for meals.










The only thing non-Asian is doing wrong is eating with chopsticks from a plate.

The chopstick statement was me trying to reference you eating more Asian food.

 

Could you get some cool offers or superpowers if you ate lunch with the wizard? Like, is this an opportunity to get to know the wizard? Otherwise, I definitely would decline.

 

Corned beef hash and poached eggs is my go to +(rye toast)

 

Is that a rule, that if you have ride in a plate you shouldn't use chops?

Also, sticky rice is easy to eat with chopsticks, but fried rice or less than sticky rice is a bitch to eat with chops. Probably why Asians aren't as fat as me.