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  1. WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    He then cooks up a meal. He's got canned food for lunch. He asks you whether you want a corned beef plate or vienna sausage plate. Which one do you choose? Both plates are show below and both corned beef and vienna sausage have been cooked in a lightly oiled pan.

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  2. 5crew Black Belt

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    I typically don't eat canned food. But since I have seen this wizard around for 2 years or so, I will choose the Corned Beef.
     
  3. jabba the punk Purple Belt

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    Corned beef
     
  4. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Is the Wizard Asian?
    In no, then why are we eating white rice?
    If yes, are you sure that's corned beef or is it dog?
     
  5. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    you just want someone to say he would eat the wizard's sausage
     
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  6. 5crew Black Belt

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    If you have actually eaten Asian cooked food, it won't matter if it's beef or dog. They will make it taste the same.

    Also you seems wacist for all 3 of your sentences and should start learning to use chopsticks.
     
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    I'd look at the canned meat, then at the wizard and call him a pov.
     
  8. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    i needed to have been asked to pick 1-9 before entering this thread to make an informed choice.
     
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    "I put on my robe and wizard hat"
     
  10. Ponyo Jun Jun Jun, Pinch Harmonic Platinum Member

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    What the wizard doesn't know is that I brought a friend

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    Subtly asking whether we'd rather eat his ass or suck his dick?
     
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    I ask him,

    "Where the fuck is the SPAM??"
     
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    Corned beef, all day, every day.
     
  15. michal001 Brown Belt

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    You can't eat rice with chopsticks, not possible. Plus the second pic gives you a fork.
     
  16. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    I prefer the corned beef, but the vienna sausages have the superior plating game.
     
  17. 5crew Black Belt

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    Lmao.. You need to go out more instead of having TV dinner for meals.

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    The only thing non-Asian is doing wrong is eating with chopsticks from a plate.

    The chopstick statement was me trying to reference you eating more Asian food.
     
  18. HUNTERMANIA Always Striving.

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    Could you get some cool offers or superpowers if you ate lunch with the wizard? Like, is this an opportunity to get to know the wizard? Otherwise, I definitely would decline.
     
  19. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Corned beef hash and poached eggs is my go to +(rye toast)
     
  20. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Is that a rule, that if you have ride in a plate you shouldn't use chops?

    Also, sticky rice is easy to eat with chopsticks, but fried rice or less than sticky rice is a bitch to eat with chops. Probably why Asians aren't as fat as me.
     

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