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Hojak
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Weird, lemme tell ya.
Me and this guy been talkin for months now, about everything from stuff that matters to stuff that never will. Seriously, this guy and me agree on just about everything, and the stuff we disagree on is usually disagreed upon because of some type of misunderstanding... my ideological carbon copy. My Australian doppleganger. No shit on this.
Now, here I am standing face to face with the guy... and I'm lookin up at this guy who's built like a tank and who constantly wears that smile that Jack Nicholson wore in The Shining. Doesn't quite talk as funny as I woulda liked, which sucks, but after seeing that the guy could probably crush me like a beer can, I don't think I woulda made much fun of it even if he did.
He let me try Vegemite last night... I'm sure he'll be posting pictures of some of the face contortions that came thereafter very shortly. Him and Arjukanpo couldn't get enough of it... and the shit is downright STIFF. All of you who've wondered and pained yourselves over what this stuff might taste like... fear no more, for Hojak has come forth from the vile depths of Vegemite Hell to preach the gospel of this shit: it tastes like Teriyaki sauce x 15, overloaded with Soy Sauce and TAR for good measure. They say it's yeast extract. I say it's the type of thing demonic rituals are made of.
Ate breakfast and dinner with him yesterday, because no one will be seeing him for a good week or so... Arju has his ass locked down, and he ain't complaining. I wish I could post the picture of those two together. They look so cute. You just wanna pinch cheeks till ya puke. So like, yay... The Jake is here and we're not beating on each other or posting war stories. Yet.
hahahahahaha
Me and this guy been talkin for months now, about everything from stuff that matters to stuff that never will. Seriously, this guy and me agree on just about everything, and the stuff we disagree on is usually disagreed upon because of some type of misunderstanding... my ideological carbon copy. My Australian doppleganger. No shit on this.
Now, here I am standing face to face with the guy... and I'm lookin up at this guy who's built like a tank and who constantly wears that smile that Jack Nicholson wore in The Shining. Doesn't quite talk as funny as I woulda liked, which sucks, but after seeing that the guy could probably crush me like a beer can, I don't think I woulda made much fun of it even if he did.
He let me try Vegemite last night... I'm sure he'll be posting pictures of some of the face contortions that came thereafter very shortly. Him and Arjukanpo couldn't get enough of it... and the shit is downright STIFF. All of you who've wondered and pained yourselves over what this stuff might taste like... fear no more, for Hojak has come forth from the vile depths of Vegemite Hell to preach the gospel of this shit: it tastes like Teriyaki sauce x 15, overloaded with Soy Sauce and TAR for good measure. They say it's yeast extract. I say it's the type of thing demonic rituals are made of.
Ate breakfast and dinner with him yesterday, because no one will be seeing him for a good week or so... Arju has his ass locked down, and he ain't complaining. I wish I could post the picture of those two together. They look so cute. You just wanna pinch cheeks till ya puke. So like, yay... The Jake is here and we're not beating on each other or posting war stories. Yet.
hahahahahaha