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Greetings sherdog,

So I'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, with a huge salad that I bought for lunch. I've been tossing it for 20 minutes now looking at chix passing by. What should I say if a girl sits next to me? I've been lonely lately, on a daily.
 
Mosely said:
Greetings sherdog,

So I'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, with a huge salad that I bought for lunch. I've been tossing it for 20 minutes now looking at chix passing by. What should I say if a girl sits next to me? I've been lonely lately, on a daily.
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Don't say anything, just touch 'em with teh jab
 
Doubt you'll have to worry about it
 
Recommend me a vinaigrette.
 
Mosely said:
Greetings sherdog,

So I'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, with a huge salad that I bought for lunch. I've been tossing it for 20 minutes now looking at chix passing by. What should I say if a girl sits next to me? I've been lonely lately, on a daily.
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They won't.
 
They will because the cafeteria gets pretty full, so at some point someone will have to sit next to me and chances are it will be a girl because of the high girl/guy ratio.
 
Sounds like a KO festival waiting to happen.
 
ask her if she likes salad, what type of lettuce she prefers, what brand of salad dressing she likes, if she adds croutons, cheese or anything else to her salads, how often she eats salad.

mention that you guys should eat some salad together some time. tell her you know a great place where they have excellent salad. end it with a joke about salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? you make a seizure salad.
 
VroomyJeeps said:
ask her if she likes salad, what type of lettuce she prefers, what brand of salad dressing she likes, if she adds croutons, cheese or anything else to her salads, how often she eats salad.

mention that you guys should eat some salad together some time. tell her you know a great place where they have excellent salad. end it with a joke about salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? you make a seizure salad.
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Lol nice one, but how should I manipulate the salad in order for her to understand my real intentions.
 
Funny you should mention that, OP, because I'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, with a huge salad that I bought for lunch. I've been tossing it for 20 minutes now looking at chix passing by. What should I say if a girl sits next to me? I've been lonely lately, on a daily.
 
Salad toss? You think we don't know what's going on? TS you are an immoral human bean. Christ warned us of people like you, but know sodomites days are numbered. I can tell the Raptur is near
 
Forum Sentinal said:
Funny you should mention that, OP, because I'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, with a huge salad that I bought for lunch. I've been tossing it for 20 minutes now looking at chix passing by. What should I say if a girl sits next to me? I've been lonely lately, on a daily.
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I'm looking at you right now brav
 
Mosely said:
Lol nice one, but how should I manipulate the salad in order for her to understand my real intentions.
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Tell her you prefer salad when its washed first, bare with nothing on it. Tell her you found a hair on your salad once and you weren't a big fan. Tell her you love how the lettuce is clean and juicy after being washed and you love to suck on it.
 
Mosely said:
Greetings sherdog,

So I'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, with a huge salad that I bought for lunch. I've been tossing it for 20 minutes now looking at chix passing by. What should I say if a girl sits next to me? I've been lonely lately, on a daily.
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You've been tossing salad for 20 minutes...?

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