So I run an Air BNB on the side:

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  1. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    This middle aged white guy named James asked to book my condo last night. He said it would be him and his wife. I said yea, amazing, approved the request.

    I live in east Toronto, the BNB is downtown.

    At midnight i got a call from Condo security saying there was teenage girls in the lobby drunk and beating each other up and they were calling the cops and they were all headed to my unit.

    I said holy shit and started to drive over there but condo security called back and said the aggressive girls had left and they told the cops not to come.

    I went back home.

    I messaged James and asked him what’s going on. He told me the truth that he booked the place for his daughters birthday party. It’s all documented on the Air BNB app.

    I came in This morning and it was trashed. Liquor bottles all over the floor, weed roaches everywhere. The remote control was stolen. There was vomit and blood in the bathtub.

    It was bad I had to cancel my guest tonight to put it in order and I lost $165 bucks.

    James put down a damage deposit for $400.

    Should I send the pictures to air BNB and ask for $250 or something?

    I don’t want to come off like a joyless adult who never has fun. But he did lie to me and I lost money.
     
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  2. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    You should try to keep as much of the 400 as possible.
     
  3. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Pics of James daughters?
     
  4. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Keep the full deposit. James will understand. Also, get him removed from Airbnb
     
  5. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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  6. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    You gotta find this guy and rock his body with Vicious Hooks
     
  7. supnmunm Brown Belt

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    Were you at least able to salvage some of the weed?
     
  8. jm5000 Yellow Belt

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    You can definitely take the whole $400 between the smoking, barf and blood cleanup and lost rental income
     
  9. Zer Steel Belt

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    I booked a teenage girls birthday party at my house once and it totally backfired. Clogged up every single toilet in the place, one had a baby in my kitchen and I got a ton of shit for calling Drake gay
     
  10. newjerseynick Chef de queso a la parrilla y hombre lobo Platinum Member

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    Keep his deposit then find out where he lives and fill his apartment with a pack of methed up raccoons.
    Also Feed them laxatives beforehand.
     
  11. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    This.

    Fuck that guy and his daughter.
     
  12. dildos Steel Belt

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    You need to kill James.
     
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  13. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    What the hell kind of D-level condo association allows airbnb
     
  14. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Someone gave birth in your kitchen ? AM I reading that right?
     
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  15. Zer Steel Belt

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    *I wasn't the father or anything
     
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  16. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Lies
     
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  17. newjerseynick Chef de queso a la parrilla y hombre lobo Platinum Member

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    In a 3 way or individually?
     
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  18. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    That's really up to OP.

    I can't make that decision for him.
     
  19. PajamaSnugz Blue Belt

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    Keep it all. If one of those girls had gotten hurt YOU would be liable. Fuck James. Take the $$400 and use it to send some prostitutes to his house to bleed and vomit all over his shit.
     
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  20. Curmudgeon Black Belt

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    Not sure what the laws are like in that province but that is what made me hate residential real estate and renting to young people/short term leases. Live and learn.

    Edit:fuck that guy, he knew what he was doing.
     
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