so... i got this girl prego. UPDATED

[highkicknomore]

Also, I would suggest a motivated BJ Penn for advice. He's a cool dude and will give you an Alpha advice.

 

[Jing]

Don't be a dummy..

come on her tummy.

 

[Diktaattori]

Don't be a dummy..

come on her tummy.

Solid advice.

 

[Primitivo]

rofl

 

[MortalWombat]

Abort for $600

It's the Daily Double!

This metal was used to induce abortions by the ancient Chinese as long as 5000 years ago.

 

[Linkuei]

Don't be a dummy..

come on her tummy.

Why just the tummy? Her body is a wonderland.

 

[Jing]

Why just the tummy? Her body is a wonderland.

I like to wait till the last second.

 

[Steve Dougson]

Funny how life is... one day the biggest question on your lips is the difference between P&M and Mayberry, and the next you're fighting a custody battle over a child you just found out you're going to have.

Hahaha. If this were you laugh you lose I would have been Mark Sanchez-like.

 

[Steve Dougson]

He's a father, not a Nazi.

 

[flyingnecklock]

Ever heard of the Tom Leykis Hail Mary? Not sure if it will work a short term,long distance gf,though.

 

[Taskforce3Tango]

I once got a girl Prego. She got really fucking pissed off and told me she preferred Ragu.

Steve Dougson everybody.

 

[Juventud]

just deny it until she brings you on Maury. if you have a really good celebration dance, you could end up in Step It Up 7.

Best advice in the thread.
Still laughing.

 

[Taskforce3Tango]

When life gives you fertilized eggs. Make an omelet.

 

[flyingnecklock]

Teach the kid Jiu Jitsu.You'll be fine.

 

[TheQu**]

How dumb do you have to be to manage this?

I mean come on. It's not that hard to not have a kid.

But congratulations on screwing a child out of a decent 2 parent upbringing.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

i don't. he's trying way too hard.

He took everyones advice to heart.

The question is who registered this 4 years ago and just remembered it.

This is usually a hwt tactic.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Teach the kid Jiu Jitsu.You'll be fine.

And name him Quincy.

 

[BKMMAFAN]

Dumb people should stop producing children. Its a viscous cycle.

 

[pine snake]

are you sure its yours? if she banged you that easy, there's probably a whole neighborhood of boys that have tromped through there. find out for certain.

if it is yours
name the boy sue and get out of his life. if you're not smart enough to wrap your rascal with a so so girlfriend that you hate, then you don't have anything to teach the poor bastard. get to know him when he comes to kill you for giving him that awful name.

if you don't know what i'm talking about check out johnny cash and boy named sue.

 

[G-Mafia]

Convince her to abort. No reason to put the kid and yourself throug a long distance relationship like that. Killing the fetus is the only answer.