so... i got this girl prego. UPDATED

oh. i was just making sure. maybe the iron oxides would made it more effective or something.
Oh. Thought you were accessorizing & worried it may clash with her rusty Sherriffs badge.
 
Threads like these make me fucking happy my ex got an abortion. I hate that bitch and I would be truly fucked had she gone through with it.

Sucks to be you brah, good luck with everything.
 
just deny it until she brings you on Maury. if you have a really good celebration dance, you could end up in Step It Up 7.

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Threads like this make me enjoy my vasectomy even more!
(and believe you me, I enjoy the hell out of being sterile)

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If you don't want the child, celebrate in a Jacuzzi with champagne over and over. If you actually want to keep the child then start saving those paychecks.
 
Shouldn't you confirm if the child is yours first?
 
Has the "Change your name, change your number, get over it" solution been suggested yet?
 
Another school shooting in the making. Great, TS... fucking great.




PS: Just kidding. Hope you make it work.
 
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