so... i got this girl prego. UPDATED

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  1. TheGumby

    TheGumby Claymation Belt

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    Hey sherdoggers. I am here to seek advice from anyone who has been in a similar position. Reccently I moved to missourri and instead of one of those funny shirts that would have said something like, "I visited missourri and all I got was this tshirt" I got a short term gf. And impregnated her. I moved back to TX tho and she has let me know shes preg. I hate the bitch but I'm not an abandoner of child. I'm assuming I am now kinda screwed. So I really would like sole custody but I know that's pretty hard to do as the father. I mean we are 2 States away now. How would visitation work? I'm just slightly worried I wont be able to have a relationship with my child. Btw this would be my first kid.



    The update is that after 2 years I finally met my Son and got to spend a week with him at Christmas, I am lawyered up and prepping to obtain joint custody. I still dislike his mother. Here is a pic of us together...

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    SECOND EDIT: This is his mother I.E. the carrier of my child, we still hate each other



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  3. Da Speeit

    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    Good lucke with the kid; i hope it is a masculine child
     
  4. Big Sissy

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    My guess is it would depend on your financial situation. If you have a ton of money you will be able to afford a lot of visitation. If you are middle class or upper middle you might get the kid for the summer. If you are broke your money will go to support.
     
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    Unless she is a documented addict, retarded, or abuses the kid once it is born you won't get full custody, unless she just gives you the kid. Have fun paying child support?
     
  6. Sum

    Sum theres a lot of things that can kill a man

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    Push for an abortion.

    Pun intended.

    a part*
     
  7. TheGumby

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    Well I mean there is no proof its mine per say... I know it is but ill be damned if I'm just gonna pay child support and never see my kid that's shifty
     
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    Ask her for full custody. I did this and it worked.

    For your situation you may need to move back out there and do literally everything she asks.

    Good luck
     
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    I once got a girl Prego. She got really fucking pissed off and told me she preferred Ragu.
     
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    You should name the kid Shifty
     
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    when i was in HS there was a kid who impregnated another girl. his parents paid child support and he had nothing to do with her or the kid ever again. he pretty much just stopped talking about it and pretended like it never happened
     
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    Bring the girl to Texas or bring your ass to Missouri. Make it work.
     
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    Lmao, fuckin' hell.

    Lol.
     
  16. rorydaboss

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    Paternity test. I bet that kid isn't even yours.
     
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    If she seems like a good lady, try to work something out, maybe convince her to live in Texas somewhere near you.

    If she seems like a bitch or a bad mother, try to get the kid.

    If you're smart, you probably shouldn't listen to any of us and make your own choice.
     
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    Get a paternity test before you do anything. I just found out that the last girl I slept with is in fact not pregnant. Huge relief. Nevermind the fact that we've been together over 4 years and have a child together already.
     
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    This.

    It's the only way to be in your child's life. Good on you to wanna make it work.
     
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