So I broke up with my 18 year old girlfriend of 4 months yesterday...V2: Break-up sex

O hai! I thought you were wringing in the new year.
 
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blake, let me start off by telling you that you're a paragon for masculinity and all the bitchmade suckas that are hating and calling you immoral, scum, and a pedophile, are jelly and they ALL (no exceptions) wish they were in your position. i'm sure that you will undoubtedly have a great new years eve and get some of that sweet pussy. holla!

Came in here to say this.


There are classy ways to break up with someone.

This ain't it.


Don't listen to this, Winston. Fuck the haters, they be jelly.
 
Every time I'm reminded that Blake's name is Winston, I guffaw. Mayberrian's, Blake's real name is Winston and he smashes hotter pussy than all of you combined. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves lmao.
 
Congrats?!? If you (or she) gets addicted to teh secx then you're both in for a wierd new year.
 
this is how i feel about this thread/subject:



it's not as much fun without guys like yompton around.
 
I feel like these threads need a R Kelly song:

 
You are going to wind up back in a relationship
 
i figured you were more of a "when the sun goes down" sort of guy.

Wasn't my favourite when I first heard it. Grows on you when you learn the lyrics and can fully understand Alex's mumbled sheffield accent lol.
 
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