So I broke up with my 18 year old girlfriend of 4 months yesterday...V2: Break-up sex

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  1. Brunswick Blake

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    I left the thread yesterday to go to work and it had something like 245 replies. I wake up this morning and the mods had closed it after 1100+ replies.

    So, I'm making a new version.

    We had break up sex last night and this morning.

    But we're still broken up.
     
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    Yea, this didn't need a version 2 but congrats on getting your duck wet.
     
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  7. JonKunDo

    JonKunDo Postin 25/8

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    You're an example to us all lol

    tbh though, although I'm generally supportive of you ITT, I think drawing it out like that's a bit selfish. No matter what you say, you'll have renewed her hopes of resurrecting things now.
     
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    She's going to make poor decisions tonight after slamming some Zima's with Jolly Ranchers on the bottom.

    It is known.
     
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    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    enjoy the shame
     
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    She must be desperate.
     
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    I approve
     
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    There are classy ways to break up with someone.

    This ain't it.
     
  19. Jake Sonyou

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    Maybe TS dates younger people because he's really immature.
     
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