I always wondered this, I mean midgets attacking people. I don't think it's good karma to take care of this situation via regular means, as you'd probably be taken to jail + getting an armbar or a heel hook on a midget is probably incredibly difficult. We once had a midget at our school, who had a bit of a complex, and would start fights at slightest provocation. Now there was this great game we used to play in pysical education, it was called "Contact", and was a deceptively simple, addictive and painful game. Now, the objective of the game was that a person would stand at the centre of a given boundary, unable to move from a hoop placed on the ground. Next, he was given an inflated (and as u know, very hard) volleyball, of which he was given free reign to openly vault at any sucker who go too close - the best part was that our PE instructor often got the hardest throwers into these rings...your truly somehow recognised as one of these elite athletes. Anyway, one day I was happily pegging my balls at hysterical boys and girls (I loved it when it hit them in the tit at close range), and i noticed the midget kid picking on one of my friends. I thought it would be funny if I sconed him in the head with the ball as i never much liked him. So I swung as hard as I could and the ball struck him in the face, the force of which keeled him over, from which he would not rise. the game was stopped and I of course denied intentionally throwing it hard at the guy. He was in the sick room for half the day. Was I wrong to do that...I think not! - magic (I am not a midget hater) Gary's first victim...don't let this happen to YOU!