sniffing glue won't keep families together

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    I would love to be designing t-shirts in Japan.
     
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    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    I have a shirt that says

    "Crack baby, crack baby, crack baby don't come back!!"
     
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    Minnie is well known as mickey's girlfriend has to be the best one of the lot. Gotta love obvious humor.

    Be Danced or Dance is a close #2
     
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  4. Metusalemi

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    "I feel happiness when I eat a potato."

    Where can I get that shirt?
     
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    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Hamberger friend I feel happiness when I eat him. The irony and hilarity.
     
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    Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    Those are hilarious, but that glue one is actually on point.
     
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    As least they're not getting these English sentences as tattoos.
     
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    Devout Pessimist You Are What You Is

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    I bought a shirt in South Korea that says Be Washed My Ass.
     
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    Monopoly Out of mana.

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    Cash, alcohol, sound, intellectuals, omelet
    My new life motto tbh
     
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    My next investment. Holy shit. SUNSHINE SCRAMBLED FART.
     
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    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    The pig is full of many many cats... i believe this has something to do with dating large women.
     
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