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Sleepwalk's "Watching Wrestling With Non-Fans"

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  1. Thad Castle v2 Black Belt

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    My chick has been making me watch Smackdown with her because of Roman Reigns :mad:

    Might post tidbits from her casual viewer commentary next time.
     
  2. Thad Castle v2 Black Belt

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    "These guys are wrestling each other again?" Her noticing the exact same 4 tag teams wrestling each other
     
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  3. sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt Platinum Member

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    Wife: Honey, I love you but ,if Roman Reigns ever ended up on my phone, we might need to have a talk.

    Me: Fair enough but remember that the college girls who are angry at their dads, run-of-the-mill badge bunnies, and the nice old lady who runs the authentic Jamaican joint two blocks away are all a lot more accessible than Roman Reigns.

    Wife: Millennials and head cases? Ha. And Miss Nora? You think I give you shit for leaving your shit all over? That woman runs a tight ship.
     
  4. Rebelfett P4P Worst Mod on Sherdog Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Can I have miss Nora's number?
     
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    My five-year-old watching Kevin Owens' rain delay promo:"He has a dinosaur tattoo."
    Me: "Yeah. Yeah, he does. A T-Rex."
    Him: "I think he's the guy who is always the loser."
    Me: "Why?"
    Him: "He looks like he's a short number feet tall."
     
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  6. sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt Platinum Member

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  8. My Spot Not my bald spot. Not your dog, Spot.

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    My favorite match to show people is the 10 man tag from the Feb 7 2000 Raw.
     
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  9. Thad Castle v2 Black Belt

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    Who was in it?
     
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  10. My Spot Not my bald spot. Not your dog, Spot.

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  11. sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt Platinum Member

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    Me: "It's the week after Wrestlemania. They always fire a bunch of people and they started today."
    Wife: "Who did they let go?"
    Me: "I don't think anyone you recognize."
    Wife: "Huh. I guess that's why they're getting rid of them."
    Me:
    <6><bball2>bork1}
     
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  12. sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt Platinum Member

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    Asked the wife if she would watch Dark Side of the Ring with me so I could get her reactions. We watched "Last of the Von Erichs." I don't think I heard her exclaim, "Jesus Christ!" that many times during the entire season of Invincible.
     
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    Watching NXT with my father-in-law:

    Bron Breakker-
    "That guy's built kind of like Brock."

    Dakota Kai/Raquel Gonzalez street fight-
    "Are these two still fighting? They already had a commercial."

    The Creed Brothers-
    "These guys are going to lose. I can tell because they don't look like clowns."
     
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  14. D.R.H. If you haven't heard...I'm the best! Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I caught between laughing and crying about how true this is.
     
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    I'm scrolling through YouTube with my six-year-old laying against my chest and arm and feeling him startle as I pass a picture of The Fiend.

    Me: "You okay buddy?"

    Him: "Yeah."

    Me not being too convinced: "See something scary?"

    Him: "Yeah."

    Me: "Don't be scared. It was just some fat guy in a clown mask."

    Him: "Bwah ha ha ha! Fat guy in a clown mask!"
     

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