If its meant to be cut up it doesnt bother me.
If its meant to be eaten like a sandwich in one piece or cut in half depending on the bread but I have to unhinged my jaw like a snake to eat it, it can fuck right off cuz you missed the point of a sandwich.
Something like this is stupid and gross and youre gonna look like you went down on a tub of lard while you are eating it or have to use a knife and fork so you look like a fucking child.
Plus when people get a burger that big they often send it back to have the kitchen cut it in half which is really fucking annoying if we are busy.
Food comes out of the kitchen we dont want it back. Especially if we are fucking slammed. (unless you are physically incapable of handling it yourself)
I think cutting another mans food up for him (if it isnt meant to he served that way) is one of the most bitchmade requests you can have ever and is usually followed up with "does he want me to spoonfeed it to him also".
And the thing is. People will refuse to cut it themself if we give them the utensils.
Their is excuse is often "I dont want to touch the food" because apparently after the burger has been cut in half they use their Jedi force powers to levitate the food and have it float into their mouths.
