Simpsons vs. Bundys Quote Jamboree

[Jballer]

Salesman: this computer is top of the line, the same kind astronauts use.

Homer: I was an astronaut.

Salesman: of course you were.

 

[TrainInVain]

 

[gspieler]

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Bake him away toys.

 

[bearVSshark]

What's that beer with the skittles in it? Skittlebrau?

 

[DSOTM]

Married with Children us my fav show ever.

Al: Have I told you not to marry?
Bud: Yea, dad
Al: Have I told you not to be a shoe salesman?
Bud: Yea, dad
Al: Well, I guess I told you everything I know.

 

[Crono139]

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Use this thread for inspiration:

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/frinkiac-type-in-a-simpsons-quote-and.3167209/

 

[Rygu]

"I Care", by Al Bundy.

When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care.
When a mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care.
But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!

 

[Bebop]

"It's only cheating if you get caught"

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Simpsons: "Did I do that?"

Married with Children: "Chose Ryu, Peg"

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.

 

[dije1]

 

[Joe]

its a pornography store. i was buying pornography

 

[jefferz]

I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean that I don't understand.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Dentist "you're an alright guy Bundy, you married?"

AL- "look into these eyes."

Lmaooo

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Can anyone find a link to the Simpsons episode where homer get really fat so he can work from home.

The best part is when he goes to buy fat people clothes.

If someone can find that clip I'd be very thankful to them. It's the best part of that episode.

Plus the guy selling the clothes is amazing.

 

[dije1]

Can anyone find a link to the Simpsons episode where homer get really fat so he can work from home.

The best part is when he goes to buy fat people clothes.

If someone can find that clip I'd be very thankful to them. It's the best part of that episode.

Plus the guy selling the clothes is amazing.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

This fucking rocks.


I love when homer says "I don't wanna look like a weirdo"

Than you see how he's dressed

 

[jefferz]

I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror. I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "moo" and I'll stop.