Simpsons vs. Bundys Quote Jamboree

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  1. Jesus Freak

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    I can't think of two sitcoms more quotable than The Simpsons and Married With Children...

    Feel free to post one or two of your top quotes from these two classics!

    Me first:

    Simpsons: "Yeah, Smingers did it!"

    Bundys: "Oh, cheer up, Buttwagger B!"
     
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    So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!
     
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    "That's assault, that is assault"[​IMG]
     
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    Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
     
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    I'd say Cheers and Seinfeld are more quotable than either...
     
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    Peggy - "Ooh Al. Is that money in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


    Al - "Its money Peg."
     
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    Who's that riding into the sun? Who's the man with the itchy gun? Who's the man who kills for fun!? Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad ! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad !
     
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    Krusty the Clown:

    "Let's just say it moved me."

    "To a bigger house!!"

    "Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh, dear."
     
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    Arnie Pye in the Sky during argument with Kent Brockman:

    "You're not the time Kent!! You're not the time!!"
     
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    rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    This thread? "Thats a paddlin!"
     
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    Homer Simpson:

    "To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders."
    "(thinking) I'm a big four eyed lame-o who wears the same stupid sweater everyday an..."
    "They're at the Springfield river!!!"
     
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    Cheers? Isn't past your bedtime, old man! Go eat some prunes!

    Cheers, Mate!
     
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    Meh, still funnier than pretty much everything on the air today. What's more, wasn't Married with Children only a few years after Cheers? I know they were on the air together for several years, so...
     
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    Jesus Freak Banned Double Yellow Card

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    Problem is, if you drop a Cheers quote, it'll be like you're telling an inside joke...with yourself.
     
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    ObsoleteSoul Don't pray. Act.

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    Whenever people ask if i take any supplements, i say yes "nerve tonic ... Its rich in protein and electromagnetic juices"

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