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  1. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    So we're all familiar with the two categories in our social hierarchy of dominance: Betas and Alphas. But recently the internet has identified a third category

    Sigma Males.

    "But Diogenes", you may ask, "you've shattered my worldview; how can there be more social rankings outside of alphas and betas?"

    Well my sweet child, allow me to elucidate this matter.

    You see, you've simply been looking at this from a binary perspective Chadness must be graphed on a matrix, not a straight line.


    So what exactly is a Sigma male?

    Dictionary.com identifies a Sigma Male as: "a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man. Another term for a sigma male is a lone wolf."

    https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/sigma-male/



    Now lets break down the differences between Alphas and sigmas:

    Alphas:

    Charismatic, Outgoing, Ladies men, social butterflies, confident

    Fictional Alphas:
    -Tony Stark
    -Fonzie
    -Van Wilder
    -Bronn from Game of Thrones


    Sigmas:

    Reclusive, Serious, Confident, strategic, Ladies men

    Fictional Sigmas:
    -Wolverine
    -The Hound From Game of Thrones
    -The Wolf from Pulp Fiction
    -The Punisher


    Here are some examples of Sigma absolutely asserting their dominance in the wild





    Discuss

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  2. Ares Black Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I prefer Gamma males.

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  3. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    LOL every loser and incel is going to proudly proclaim they're a sigma now.
     
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    Who the fuck has Time to invent all these stupid terms?

    <JagsKiddingMe>
     
  5. ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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    <{ByeHomer}>
     
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  6. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    Dont hate.

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  7. Rob Battisti HR for HR

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    I’m a Delta Male.
     
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  8. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    Stop watching More Tren more Men
     
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    Yeah i noticed this new trend on youtube

    Though videos are done more as parody lol

     
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  10. hohner Titanium Belt

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    I firmly believe anyone who buys into this crap is a cunt.
     
  11. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    So alphas and betas are part of the same line, with alphas being dominant. And betas being the losers.

    If we're to believe that the sigma male is successful then we need an unsuccessful version too. Someone that tries to be a sigma but is really a loser.

    I propose zeta male for this. Since it rhymes with beta, and will help us remember that these are the losers.
     
  12. SSgt Dickweed Red Belt

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    I def have the loner mentality but I am not exactly successful. I do have pretty eyes tho.
     
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  13. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    I was gonna say Ligma male
     
  14. StoneColdSteveAustin Silver Belt

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    We still think you’re a beta. Don’t worry we don’t think you’re a sigma.
     
  15. A.S. Deep Red Belt

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    Basically the male version of horoscopes.

    Girls: OMG I'm such a Gemini!!!

    Guys: Bro, I'm such an alpha!!!
     
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  16. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    Betas tear others down. Sigmas build others up
     
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  17. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    I lol'd
     
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  18. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    its obviously a joke
     
  19. Derousey Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    dumb internet shit for the win. Those videos were great.
     
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