Shout out to women for picking men up when they are down

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Merlotte's, Jan 9, 2020.

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Can women change your mood for the positive?

  1. Yes

    77.8%
  2. No

    4.2%
  3. The other day I got to thinking that if I lived in a cargo trailer my life wouldn’t be so bad

    29.2%
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  1. Merlotte's Silver Belt

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    Anyone here ever experience total failure and there was nothing standing in your way of self loathing except a good woman?

    Let’s talk about when you begrudgingly have to tell a woman “I can’t”.

    Without going any further a few of you already know what I’m talking about. You can’t. Meaning you can’t get it up.

    To the inexperienced or those harder than igneous rock this might seem like a surprise to you but women in that moment are the most helpful people on earth. She’ll start unbuttoning things, playing with her boobs, sticking her ass in the air, opening her mouth, you name it! All for you!

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    Also one time after a soccer loss a girl unstrapped my boots and shin pads then brought a cold tub of water to soak my feet in. Salt that woman.

    Wholesome anecdotes welcome too! Multiple votes allowed in poll.
     
  2. loyalyolayal Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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  3. Shinigami Blue Belt

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    women make life worth living
     
  4. loyalyolayal Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Not on sherdog, they don't.
     
  5. Blayt7hh Steel Belt

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    Maybe I’m not understanding this right. Are you saying you tell a woman you can’t get an erection so that she then does a strip tease for you ?
     
  6. elreece Brown Belt

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    So you have issues getting it up?

    If you have a issue bro see a dr.
     
  7. TSO Pink Belt

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    I've never not been able to rise to that sort of occasion.
     
  8. Blayt7hh Steel Belt

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    Lol, there was this thread a few weeks ago about how evil porn was. There were guys in there talking about how they used to masterbate furiously to porn to the point where it made them lose interest in sex. Of course this was porns fault. After they stopped going to porn sites 5 times a day and rubbing all the skin off their dicks, their sex drive magically recovered. I loved that thread
     
  9. Poser Caust Purple Belt

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    While at the same time making it a living hell.
     
  10. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    I've never not been able to get it up but theres been times where I couldnt finish. After 2 hours of her trying her heart out I finally feel bad and tell her it's ok and to stop
     
  11. Jimmy McGill Bored with Sherdog Banned

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    C'mon TS, you have loads of experience in the land of the Mayberry, you must know when a Mayberry Sherbro gets with his "woman", if the titties and ass In the air isn't doing it, once she starts sword fencing her cock against his, that makes him harder than a cop's nightstick.{<hhh]
     
  12. Shinigami Blue Belt

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    well, life is suffering....but that sweet sweet nectar aka breastmilk makes it all worth the while

    then what does? A Cherry 2000??
     
  13. usmctanker242 Red Belt

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    @Shinigami Wow...a Cherry 2000 reference? Hell yeah!

    OP, my wife has stood by me while I battled alcoholism and some PTSD issues after getting out of the Marine Corps. She's a fucking champ in every sense of the word. She carried the family financially while I went to college and she also encouraged me to get out there and start my own BBQ food truck business when I was struggling to find my next adventure in life. 100% don't think I'd be around today if it weren't for my wife and how much she propped me up when I was feeling like a sad sack of shit.
     
  14. Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    Women are the best of times and the worst of times, so yes.
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  15. Goonerview Gold Belt

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    Let’s kiss ass because vagina.

    Good thread TS
     
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  17. SugarKrok Brown Belt

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    LIFE SHOULDN'T BE SUFFERING.

    I've sufferred enough already and I'm not even 40. Fuxking gay you're suppose to work until retirement. Bull fucki g shit
     
  18. Shinigami Blue Belt

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    Life is suffering. Sorry it is not all pancakes and syrup little guy. We are deteriorating, fighting nature to stay alive, working our asses off to get the shit we need. Lie to yourself as much as we you want. Sorry, us regular ass proliferate don't have the life of luxury you royals do.
     
  19. aldeniro78 Who cares

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    Women make you feel great and also make you feel like absolute trash

    Mostly they make you feel like absolute trash
     
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    At the end of a long day an enthusiastic Blow Job
    can create a paradigm shift in attitude and mentality. Particularly when it’s a surprise.
     

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