Should recording video in portrait mode be illegal?

[John Wang]

Or at least be beaten unconscious?

Just LMAO at people who record in portrait mode

Discuss

 

[EmpireShallFall]

6 month sentence to gulag imo

 

[John Wang]

6 month sentence to gulag imo

I agree. At least unconscious from a few punches

 

[JSN]

It just shouldn't be an option. And if idjits keep making sideways videos, it should just automatically take a widescreen video horizontally that looks tiny on the vertical phone screen.

 

[dildos]

Now that I think about it after you proposed the question.

Yes. I think the suitable punishment too should be something from the sharia law book.

 

[Jermei]

My gf records in portrait mode. I'll beat her up when she gets home.

 

[SweetChinMusic]

Worldstar!

 

[GSPOAB]

Hang 'em since they prefer the vertical so much, I say

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

 

[ShinkanPo]

Then how will I video my self masturbating?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

My gf records in portrait mode. I'll beat her up when she gets home.

Put something she loves on the front lawn as a warning.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Then how will I video my self masturbating?

Get a sketch artist to make a flip book for ya

 

[j123]

I agree.

Spoiler

POV hosted on certain websites should be banned as well. Waste of time imo

 

[Da Speeit]

Literally tens of millions of white women would be in prison

 

[Jellis31]

Get a sketch artist to make a flip book for ya

Won't a flip book lose its appeal if some pages are stuck together?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Won't a flip book lose its appeal if some pages are stuck together?

You big dummy!
All you have to do once the flip book is made is to have a friend record it on their cell phone so you can play it back whenever you want. Be sure to use portrait mode to get a good wide shot.

 

[dr_hellno]

There is an awful, Louis CK-ish "I'll take a black man being beaten by police in any format" joke in there somewhere.

 

[Jellis31]

You big dummy!
All you have to do once the flip book is made is to have a friend record it on their cell phone so you can play it back whenever you want. Be sure to use portrait mode to get a good wide shot.

Ahhh of course, of course. How could I have been so silly. Now to find someone who will make a flip book while I jerk it...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Ahhh of course, of course. How could I have been so silly. Now to find someone who will make a flip book while I jerk it...

Police sketch artists are perfect for this work.
"Do you... um, want me to, ah, exaggerate... anything for you, sir?"

 

[blitzk]

uppercuts, at least.