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Should I take my ex back?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by ga_ninja, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. ga_ninja

    ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Recently my ex has been blowing up my phone, for those that don't know she gave my 76 yr old neighbor oral relations. She keep saying she's changed and I do still have feelings for her, should I take her back? She claims she's homeless and broke but she got a new job that pays better than mine.
     
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    Bob Gray Deadlights Belt Platinum Member

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    I don't believe anything you said.
     
  3. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Homeless, broke and blows your geriatric neighbor? Take her back before I scoop her up, playbwah.
     
  4. BJP81

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    Sorry bro, didn't know that was your girlfriend.
     
  5. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    This 76 year old neighbor, is he hot? Because you'll be thinking about him everytime you bang this chick
     
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    BKMMAFAN Silver Belt

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    Did she ship a load of Ipads to the local nursing homes? Only way to know for sure, imo.
     
  7. Roca

    Roca Banned Banned

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    I don't think people take the mayberry seriously anymore :(
     
  8. The Diplomat

    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    Maybe she blew your 76 year old neighbor because he isn't 300 pounds.
     
  9. FeloniousMonk

    FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    Grow up

    & ts, stop growing
     
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    freaky Banned Banned

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    Pic of ex. How can we decide without context?
     
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    Roca Banned Banned

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    You are the second person to tell me that in the last 10 minutes. whats up
     
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    RR Step into the lab Banned

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    FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    He destroyed the evidence
    [​IMG]
     
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    jgarner Silver Belt

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    Are you joking? She cheated on you and now that things are completely fucked up, she's trying to scam you into getting back with her?

    Do not let that slut into your home. Don't let her take a shower. Don't entertain her bullshit lies. Don't give her food. Don't let her wash her clothes. Don't do anything she wants you to do.

    The only thing you should say to her is "Wish you the best, but you sucked a 76 year old cock then tried to come home and kiss me like it never happened, so fuck off for the rest of my life.
     
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    Rodrigoj Blue Belt

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    Too obvious.
     
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    I thought she cheated on you or something but this exceeded all of my expectations.
     
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    Vil7 Silver Belt

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    Obligatory give her an Ipad post.
     
  18. Der Eisbär

    Der Eisbär Banned Banned

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    but who was pics?
     
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    mooner100 Guest

    You fantasize about these things, I reckon?
     
  20. The Big Sloppy

    The Big Sloppy Purple Belt

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    If she needs a place to stay, it should be with your 76 year old neighbor.
    Times are hard, she knows she can nmanipulate you into doing what she wants. As soon as something better comes along, she's out the door again.
    Remember, she's your ex for a reason.
     
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