Should i let my hair grow again?

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Short answer: No.

Your hair is better than 99% of women's hair, and no woman wants a guy who has better hair than her. Not only will they not want you, nor tell you why, they will also beam rays of loathing and resentment in your direction, ensuring that you will be enveloped in a foggy cloud of subliminal disapproval 24/7. Of course you won't understand why, you just know it's unbearable, so after a while you will start to internalise the negativity and it will fill your veins with gravy thick oodles of self-loathing and cause you much misery, gnashing of teeth etc.
So, no. Keep your hair short and discrete, little brother. For all our sakes. Thanks.
 
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I like that the hat has to tell us that it's a panama hat. Like we didn't know already!
 
Was not expecting that pic lmao
 
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