Should I just put the house on Cyborg?

[Magx951]

I'm nauseating because I made a Fucking joke? You're nauseating just listening to you whine incessantly about it. Jesus dude, get a grip on life and find something a little more important to occupy your day than getting your year ruined by a goddamn joke.

Fuck off, really, just fuck the fuck off, creep.

You americans never stop, I'm not whining im just calling you out on being an annoying .

 

[countswagula]

Absolutely, a dominant fighter losing to a relative unknown would be an unprecedented event in the history of the sport

 

[CDN420]

Never ever bet wat u cant lose. Fuk the time I'd do that, Cyborg would break her fukn ankle or something, just so I would lose. That's my luck anyways, well im off to the store for a 6/49 lottery ticket.

 

[IsNormal]

In general you make more money betting on underdogs in MMA

http://www.betmma.tips/mma_betting_favorites_vs_underdogs.php

"Favourite Wins: 129 (59%)
Underdog Wins: 91 (41%)

We Picked Favourite: 150 (68%) of which 91 won (61%) for a total profit / loss of 21.58 units.
We Picked Underdog: 70 (32%) of which 32 won (46%) for a total profit / loss of 160.22 units.

So which is better?
[...]
In general, our period of events so far has been much more favorable to underdogs than normal."

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That site was based off 2014 data mostly, but it feels like it still holds up.

People say shit like "I beat X would beat Y 9 out of 10 times"
But in reality the underdogs of MMA win quite often (over 3 out of 10 times)

 

[Tuf_guy]

Yeah if you bet your house, you should receive $15 in profit.

That's a good return on a makeshift tent

 

[UncleMachidaEra]

As long as Yana hasn't been training at Hammer house...

...Never bet your house against Team Hammer House!

 

[Char Jawz]

You americans never stop, I'm not whining im just calling you out on being an annoying .

 

[Wayne Brady]

I just burned a 50 on Yana. Either I go to cheap beer for a week or I can pay a couple of bills.

Cliffs* I'm not good with money.

 

[Char Jawz]

As long as Yana hasn't been training at Hammer house...

...Never bet your house against Team Hammer House!

As long as she's not training at Jan (Yan) Hammer House...

 

[rakeleaves]

People say this is MMA and anything can happen but WMMA is little different. Much smaller chance of a fluke KO and less volatile. But for this fight the odds are so far gone that you barely get anything back so I'd say no to this one. If Cyborg was even -120 I might bet on her. I think Shevchenko was around there against that crackhead and that was a lock if I've ever seen one.

 

[hearthstone25]

Lol betting on mma.. after the fight you always think dam I should’ve followed my gut and won so much! But if you actually put a lot of money down on a fight you’ll get fucked

 

[Phronimos]

Bet on Yana bruv.

Yes, but not the house.

 

[Phronimos]

Is this the most one sided title fight in UFC history? She’s sitting at -1500.

I could use a bathroom remodel.

If she loses you'll be sleeping in a cardboard box and pissing in an alley.

 

[MadDogMahoney]

Yes, but not the house.

The estate?

 

[Phronimos]

The estate?

It's a very safe bet, I'm thinking, but I'd hate to see you homeless.
If you know any strippers, "borrow" as much as you can from them and bet that.
If by terrible luck you lose, don't worry about it. Strippers can always get more money and they will never miss it.

 

[Darbo]

should I just put the house on cyborg?

 

[MadDogMahoney]

It's a very safe bet, I'm thinking, but I'd hate to see you homeless.
If you know any strippers, "borrow" as much as you can from them and bet that.
If by terrible luck you lose, don't worry about it. Strippers can always get more money and they will never miss it.

wut

 

[MacDuffle]

I would never, ever bet on cyborg

The shenanigans disgrace the sport

Making money off said shenanigannery would make you a shit fan

 

[Phronimos]

wut

This is the best financial advice you will ever get.
My buddy "dated" a stripper when he was a poor university student, could barely scrape by.
The top drawer of her dresser was open one night and he said there was at least $30000 there.
She told him he could take whatever he wanted, and not worry about it because it would fill up again before long.
Of course, he did the "right thing" and left the money there, and he has regretted that decision for the past twenty years.
I bet she wouldn't even remember it if he had taken it all, but it would have changed his life.

 

[Workaholic]

Put it on Frankie

In my mind he's also a lock tonight and that bet will actually make you some cash