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Relationship Should I get married if my fighters win?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by DoctorTaco, Feb 6, 2020.

  1. DoctorTaco Breadhead

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    I’m cornering a couple fighters on a Bellator card coming up and then flying to Vegas that Saturday night. My gf is flying in to Vegas to meet me that same day.

    if both my fighters win their fights that’s clearly a sign from the just bleed gods that I should get hitched by Elvis.

    change my mind.
     
  2. squirrelynuts Blue Belt

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  3. Graves The Elder Banned Banned

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  4. Speedy1 Orange Belt

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    Aaaaand it looks like we’ve got a split decision
     
  5. Nuffnuff Orange Belt

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    So youre deciding if u wanna get married if certain fighters win???



    Sign a pre-nup
    It wont last
     
  6. Graves The Elder Banned Banned

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    you can't marry your left hand until you 'divorce' your right hand, n00b
    <20>
     
  7. DoctorTaco Breadhead

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    I’m a boxing coach, what’s she gonna take?
    how dare you I’m a
    southpaw and you know it
     
  8. Graves The Elder Banned Banned

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    I'm just going by what your gf said, whilst gasping for air underneath me last night.
     
  9. IloveTHIS Literal God

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    end well this certainly will
     
  10. DoctorTaco Breadhead

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    bud you need to lose some weight.
     
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    Sounds like you want to so I say go for it.
    Good luck to your fighters (and you as well).
     
  12. Nuffnuff Orange Belt

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    Half of what u own no i matter how shit it is.
    What im getting at is if u need to make a bet to see if u should pop the question then do u really wanna be in this relationship?

    U either want to ask her or dont
     
  13. Law Talkin’ Guy The Worm

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    Hell yes, the just bleed gods don’t lie.
     
  14. dc007 mr. white belt

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    Pretty sure fight results are a smart way to decide this
     
  15. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    With this type of decision making skills these fights will last longer than your marriage.

    So yea go for it!
     
  16. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    Marry the fighters instead and have a have an orgy
     
  17. Jesus H. Sherdog My likes died for your sins Platinum Member

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    Follow your heart bro. I’d never try to change your mind.

    Good luck with the fights and your lady!
     
  18. elreece Black Belt

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    pics of gf, only way we can make the correct decision.
     
  19. Osculater Red Belt

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    Get married at the strip club
     
  20. Phlog Dad Belt

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    Is she great, do you want to change for her, does she want to change for you?

    If so do it!
     

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