Thanks to
@The Clark for the contest. And
@bigwaverider for the support.
Reviewing the vote totals, I see it ended in a 16 way tie. So no winners and no losers.
There aren't any losers right? My mom said I'm not a loser. Ok, she didn't say that, but she said I never win anything, so that's about the same thing. This contest is like golf right? Lowest score wins! Participation trophies for all? Why are people laughing at me? It doesn't feel like they're laughing WITH me, and I'm not laughing. Nope, the laughing is definitely AT me. But you all wouldn't laugh at a loser would you? Laughter is just reserved for winners right? It's not? The snickering is because I spent hours and hours of thought and struggling with Photoshop all on an entry for a contest I didn't understand? Ok, I've got to admit even though I tied for first, I feel a itty bitty tiny amount like a loser. Maybe my dad has been right all along. My wife leaving me for a Photoshop pro wasn't just a coincidence? My kids disowning me when the poll closed was just bad timing and not proof of anything? I wonder, do all these people know something I don't? Am I a loser? I've gotta go, my dog just walked up to me, gave me side eye, and peed on my leg.
