Television Sheriff Buford T Justice quotes

[MicroBrew]

Been a looong time since I watched Smokey and the Bandit.

Here are some choice quotes from my favorite character , Sheriff Buford T Justice. Comedy gold. His intonation and mannerisms are epic.



Sheriff: She insulted my town, she insulted my son
Son: what if..
Sheriff: shut up...
Sheriff: she insulted my body...and that is nothing but pure and and simple old fashioned communism.

 

[JbModest]

You sumbitch!

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

In my memory it goes like this.

"Junior, when we get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."

 

[MicroBrew]

Sheirff: hold my hat
Son: my hat blew off daddy
Sheriff: I hope your goddam head was in it

 

[Aegon Spengler]

 

[MicroBrew]

More awesomeness from Jackie Gleason



Son : Daddy, I goto pee pee
Sheriff : swallow it, I am busy
Son: but daddy I goto go
Sheriff: you're just like your mama, your mama can't drive more than 2 miles before she got to take a squirt
Sheriff: hurry up, give it a fast shake
Son: daddy, my zipper is stuck

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I’M GONNA BARBECUE YOUR ASS IN MOLASSES!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

My favorite of his lines is actually from the second one

 

[Greta Thunberg]

 

[Excelsior]

I often tell people "You can think about it... but don't do it."

 

[HARRISON_3]

Sid Justice > Buford T Justice

 

[Excelsior]

Sid Justice > Buford T Justice

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.