Sherdog's Ultimate Are You A Coward Checklist

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  1. wilKO

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    So I made a post on this and got a few good suggestions. There's a lot of people calling Diego Sanchez a coward. It got me wondering why there wasn't an official checklist so that we could look at every fighter to see if they were also cowards.

    1: Have you ever tapped to strikes?
    2: Do you cut weight?
    3: Have you ever missed weight?
    4: Have you ever tapped to a choke?
    5: Have you ever went for a takedown?
    6: Have you ever turned and ran in a fight?
    7: Have you ever been accused of ducking someone?
    8: Have you ever been busted for PEDs?
    9: Have you ever cheated in fight (eye poke, cage grab, groin strike, etc)?
    10: Have you ever pulled out of a fight?

    If the answer to any of the 10 questions is 'yes' then you are a coward.

    Am I missing any key criteria?
     
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    12. Have you ever pooped your pants during a fight
     
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    I guess everyone is coward.
     
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    Frank Mir confirmed that there is an unwritten rule among fighters that tapping to strikes is soft, so that doesn't really come(only) from Sherdog
     
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    A pro mma fighter would probably just ask you one question and leave you looking silly

    Have you ever fought before in an mma fight?
     
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    They are all cowards!!

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    Frankly, that should be #1.
     
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    He did indeed. And then he tapped to strikes lol. It's not strict to sherdog. But as Sherdog is the global authority on all things MMA this list is being made.
     
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    Ever turn down an opponent on short notice

    Ever not fight due to lack of training camp
     
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