Sherdoggers vs UFC fighters. Is it possible for us to win?

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by GreekFighter, Aug 15, 2016.

  1. GreekFighter

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    I keep hearing the same bullshit everytime. ''male mma fighters would beat up 99.9% of world population easily. Hell even a 115 pounds female fighter can kill all males that are not mma fighters''

    I beg to differ. I don't think i can beat up all of UFC fighters but most of them. But first things first. I am 6'1 180 pounds with 9% bf. I run 10km with empty stomach when i wake up, then i grab something to eat and then i go to work. After work i eat again and then i go to the gym and lift weights(off topic but all women look at my perfect body and they get instantly wet) and after the gym i go and play basketball for 2 hours. I am in perfectly good shape.

    Yes i know how to throw a punch and i 've beaten up many kidlets growing up and as an adult i beat up manlets pretty regularly. It's all about size in the end. When i play basketball with my 5'8 manlet friends i just push them easily, i bully them and dunk in their faces. It's that easy. So in real life, let's say Conor Manlegor tries to fight me. I could just extend my long arms and this manlet could not even reach me. I could just grab him and squeeze him to death.
     
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    Damn, it's already in wasteland. Some mod has it out for you bruh. Or maybe they have it set to auto move your threads to wasteland.
     
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    Is it possible for you to make a thread that isn't pure shit?
     
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    Record wasteland time, TS.
     
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    Do you train ufc?
     
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    It's only possible if the fighter is too drunk or not paying attention.
     
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    Conor would probably " make you overextend and then woold knock fyou ooot "
     
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    Manlets everywhere my friend. They just hate superior human beings.
     
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    I am in a wheelchair now because I use to have the same issue. I was in too good of shape and women would get instantly wet looking at me too. Dis one hoe got too wet one day and I slipped on the puddle she created as I was doing my famous jumping tea bag at her. Basically I jumped too high (6' at least - which was also a Guinness world record btw) and the ground was too wet upon landing and I broke my neck.

    Now I am a quad and I can only bang 3 different girls a day - and I had to post this using a computer like Stephen Hawking
     

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